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There's a rumble in the jungleClick for larger image

JuanPaul Comments: Even if she could hear an appendix, she would have better luck trying the right side.

Published 2008

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.75 out of 10)
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20 Responses to “Nights of Sin”

  1. Bruce A Munro Says:

    So, the Hot Lesbian version of those Barbarian Hero covers?

    Stunning isn’t necessarily a _positive_ adjective.

    I have to give Cook points for avoiding the obvious Knights/Nights pun. Although the fact they couldn’t find someone to write a flattering blurb and had to reuse one from the previous book is worrying.

  2. THX 1139 Says:

    She looks like she’s trying to unlock a safe.

  3. fred Says:

    Nominated for a Gaylactic Spectrum Award in 2009, so if for some unfathomable reason this gets a re-print a shuriken of approval will probably be added.

  4. Leak Says:

    @THX 1139: “Click out of one, nothing on two, three feels like it’s in a false set, click out of four… aaand that’s been yet another supposedly secure Master Lock…”

  5. MakkaPakka Says:

    Disturbingly well-thumbed. May have been most treasured possession of some teenage boy.

  6. Cornelius Says:

    If you hold a blonde to your ear you can hear the sea.

  7. Tor Mented Says:

    Is this a heist or more of a snatch?

  8. Francis Boyle Says:

    2008. Jeez! Most of us had got over the whole photoshop filters thing by the late Nineties.

    @Tor
    I don’t know but I suspect that at some point the culprits will get fingered.

  9. NomadUK Says:

    @Tor, @Francis

    I have a feeling she’ll be called onto the carpet.

  10. Max Bathroom Says:

    I’m just wondering where the artist found the original photoset the cover was taken from. Suicide Girls, Blood Dolls or Gothic Sluts?

  11. Bibliomancer Says:

    We are the knights who say “Sin!”

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @NomadUK—Where she will undoubtedly clam up.

  13. Bibliomancer Says:

    @BChiclitz – She claimed she only heard a snatch of the conversation.

  14. A. R. Yngve Says:

    NIGHTS OF SIN
    a.k.a.
    VAMPIRES AS OBVIOUS SYMBOLS FOR PEOPLE STRUGGLING TO COPE WITH SEX

  15. NomadUK Says:

    @BChiclitz – … and start clapping.

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Perhaps she’s really into intestinal noises. Or she’s on her knees because, like it says, she’s been stunned.

    Mr. Lantz has a stunning talent — making Sexy Lesbian Vampires look boring.

  17. FluffyGhostKitten Says:

    Is this faded, or are lesbian vampires just really fond of purple?

  18. Francis Boyle Says:

    @GSS ex-noob

    To be fair to Mr Lantz, if your Sexy Lesbian Vampires look bored to begin with it no amount of Photoshop filtering (filtration?) is going to make them look non-boring.

  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Maybe the Sexy Lesbian Vampires are bored because everything’s purple and they’d like a bit more variety?

    Or maybe they’re not actually lesbian and are just fed up with pandering to adolescent boys’ fantasies?

  20. A. R. Yngve Says:

    NIGHTS OF CRINGE

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