Sep 19

OK Genie. My first wish is to get rid of Lumpy.

Emster Comments: No more trick or treating for you unless you hold Mommy’s hand while we cross the street!

Published 1992

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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6 Responses to “The Night Parade”

  1. Tat Wood Says:

    The stolid green giant seems to be unimpressed with what the lady with the badly-articulated armour has carved on the back of his friend.

  2. Max Bathroom Says:

    Never seen a dominatrix wearing plate armour before. Is she frowning because she’d picked up her whip not a scimitar on her way out of the house?

  3. fred Says:

    If it’s raining she can collect water in her thigh armor.

  4. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Emster: GSS!

    If they’re The Night Parade, it’s a really short and boring one. No bands? No floats?

    Does she have such tiny arms and legs because all her mass had to go into her stonkin’ big head and her chestal area? Does she fall over easily? Would there have to be only slight changes to turn her into a Funko Pop?

    She’s almost into an Escher Girl pose. And I can’t figure how the giant saggy boobs go with the apparent youth, health, and strength implied by the fact she’s an adventuring swordswoman who wears plate armor all the time. Although I see no sign of a helmet.

    Plus, any enemy’s got a killing opportunity between the knockers, especially since she helpfully provided a target with the bird. And as @fred said, the armor might be permeable at the water-collecting spots. Can’t be good for the armor either.

    @Tat: He seems unimpressed by everything. The UnJolly Green Genie.

  5. MelMc Says:

    I think this is a before and after drawing of some sort of rubber zombie virus. She’s in stage one, where her body has just started to melt and the blob-dude is the final stage.

  6. JJYoyo Says:

    @Emster: GSS!

    @GSSxN: They are the Night Parade Marching Band: Scimitar Majorette, brass section courtesy of the short thing’s head flatulence and a resentful rhythm section.

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