Aug 17

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Wendy Comments: In the future, all landscapers will be angry old cyborgs.

Published 1976

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.06 out of 10)

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20 Responses to “The Eyes of Heisenberg”

  1. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I am uncertain whether I like this cover or not.

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    These Breaking Bad spin-off novels are just getting crazy.

  3. Dead stuff With Big Teeth Says:


  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Judging by the halo, that must be Saint Cyborg

  5. JuanPaul Says:

    He’s marching down to city hall to give them a piece of his mind. He’s going to give any loitering teenagers a dirty look on the way.

  6. Ray P Says:

    Just mowing the lawn with his steam-driven cyborg arm-attached lawnmower.

  7. THX 1138 Says:

    Oh, Ted – we’ve noticed the garden is getting a bit much for you these days, so… we’ve had it paved over.

  8. Raoul Says:

    The Eye-yi-yis of Heisenberg

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    Oi’ve got a built-in combine ‘arrrvester

  10. Dead stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    This is NOTHING like the eclipse they talked about on NASA’s Web site.

  11. fred Says:

    Schrodinger’s cat may or may not have this image on the bottom of its litter box.

  12. Dead stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    You think this is bad? The art for The Badonkadonk of Pauli is even worse!

  13. Anna T. Says:

    The cyborg probably has their head up like that because the surgical procedure flattened their nose to an extreme degree. How they got big enough to use a tower as a bludgeon, I don’t know.

    Whether the cyborg is male or female, I cannot tell.

  14. fred Says:

    He may be kaiju sized, wading in offshore waters while towing a battleship.

  15. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @fred: how Star Blazers should’ve started.

  16. Tuomas Says:

    So that’s how Walt survived after the Breaking Bad finale!

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:

    So this is what all those billionaires who think they are going to buy themselves immortality will look like. (Enjoy your post-human hell!)

  18. GSS ex-noob Says:

    The kids are definitely going to stay off HIS lawn.

    The back cover informs us that Australia is recommended but not obligatory, which is quite a nice change from the earlier English policy.

  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Our copy is the mostly-red one (which at least has the embryo)

    The most recent cover seems to be this, not WTF at all:

    and an image search for this also returns closeups of Walt.

  20. H. Says:

    I recognised this as Ian Miller right away! I love his work so much.

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