Aug 21

John and Judith's bedroom cosplayClick for larger image

L’Angelo Mysterioso Comments: Sung to the tune of Nights in White Satin:

Nights with the Sasquatch
Never reading the end
Novels are written
About Big Foot’s girlfriend

Good Show Sir covers
Make my eyes so sore
Just what bad art is
I can’t say any more

Please don’t judge me
Yes don’t judge me
Oh don’t judge me


Published 1977

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.91 out of 10)

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27 Responses to “Nights With Sasquatch”

  1. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Oh, the perils of being first and having nothing much to say, since the alt-text and the submitter covered most of it.

    So, judging by the histrionic blurb, yon damsel is not any woman? What is she, then?

    And that is one of the worst fonts we’ve seen.

    I don’t understand the… foliage?

    The husband stared at this for a while and said “…” while shaking his head.

  2. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Okay, so he’s seven feet tall, hairy and smells like a zoo… but I CAN CHANGE HIM!!”

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    You know what they say about men with big feet?

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Yeti another bad cover.

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Is it the moon rogering Big F.?

  6. Francis Boyle Says:

    And here I was blaming Amazon for furry porn.

  7. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Off topic, but for years I thought that the song was Knights In White Satin, and I thought it was about fantasy roleplay.

  8. Raoul Says:

    Now a major motion picture: Bigfootie Nights

  9. DaveM Says:

    A quick google search revealed the back cover blurb, and in this rare case, I think the cover art may be way better for this book deserves!

  10. Raoul Says:

    @DaveM – Wait a minute. The blurb talks about Judith Frankle like this is her first person account. Then who is John Cotter? Is this book is not science fiction but instead biography?

  11. DaveM Says:

    @Raoul, based on this page, it seems the book is presented as a biographical account of an actual documented event. I doubt you’d be surprised to learn that even though the scientific journals they say this event was documented in do exist, the articles (and indeed the authors themselves) appear to be entirely fictional.

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Surely the blurb “beyond any woman’s experience” logically implies that the story DIDN’T really happen to any woman?

    Then again, maybe logic is beside the point in this case.

  13. JuanPaul Says:

    @AR Maybe logic holds up. I think that is actually a high-end blow-up doll.

  14. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @JuanPaul’s right. That’s Judith carrying Realistic Rachel, her polyurethane pal.

  15. fred Says:

    I’m all in favor of gender balance but I really don’t want to GOOGLE ‘gay sasquatch rape’.

  16. B. Chiclitz Says:

    So . . . the articles aren’t real, the authors aren’t real, but Sasquatch, he’s real? Maybe the book itself doesn’t exist.

  17. B. Chiclitz Says:

    There’s enough bad taste on this cover to carry us for months, but just let me add one more bit of grossness to your imagination—check out the position of her right hand, open mouth and, possibly, tongue pushing against inner cheek. Is this her way of telling Sasquatch he’ll have more fun if he doesn’t kill her?

  18. Tat Wood Says:

    Oh, all right…

    Andre the Giant has a Pussy

  19. JuanPaul Says:

    Looks like he’s carrying her over the threshold; the threshold of bad taste.

    Thank you, I’m here all week.

  20. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Harrrgghh, Sasquatch no want captive hostage slave with good taste, Sasquatch want captive hostage slave that taste good! Harrrgghh.”

  21. Tat Wood Says:

    On a related note, I found ‘Bear’ by Marian Engel (mentioned in an earlier post) and took it out of the library. It’s about the most Canadian novel ever. The bit people talk about is three pages out of 130 and doesn’t go well for either party.

  22. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tat: I had just been thinking “didn’t we have a woman with sasquatch here before?” but it was a bear. Tomayto, tomahto.

    @JuanPaul: thanks for clearing up my original question! I knew someone would have figured it out by the time I got back.

  23. Tom Noir Says:

    Sasquatch is surprised to find the woman he has just picked up has a dire mold problem.

  24. Iluvm Says:

    @dswbt for some reasons I thought the same about the song.

  25. Anna T. Says:

    Her hair isn’t preserving what’s left of her modesty. She’s wearing the shredded remains of some sort of wool or felt shirt.

    And she’s looking far less concerned than you’d think would be the case about being ravished by Bigfoot.

  26. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Anna T: Judging by her mouth and hand, she might actually be yawning at her future prospects. “Ho, hum, abducted by Sasquatch, big deal, must be Tuesday.”

  27. Revellion Says:

    Explosive rape? That is like…the worst.

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