Apr 04

German Ben Franklin is doing it all wrongClick for larger image

Good Show Sir Comments: “Please come back to bed after you’re finished bug-zapping mosquitos!”

Thanks to Helmut for sending this in.

Published 1987

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.13 out of 10)

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23 Responses to “Die Hexenkönigin”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    “I seen a horse fly!”
    “I seen a house fly!”
    “I seen a fish fly – wait, what?”

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    When ting goes bad.

    Is that a giant darning needle?

  3. Bibliomancer Says:

    Uh … why are there fish flying in the sky?

  4. Ray P Says:

    His sword glows in the presence of naked witches? He should hold it out front so he can see when it does.

  5. JuanPaul Says:

    Und hier is mein Schwert, die Kompensator!

  6. fred Says:

    Izaak Walton – Witchfish Finder General. “Which fish, General Izaak?” Obviously a mislabeled comic romp.

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Still pretty weak in the hands and feet department, but my goodness can Bücher do drapery or what?

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Oh, and, while the modesty sheep is doing a good job “up top” I think we need a tiny modesty icon—perhaps a modesty vole?—to cover up that teensy patch of pube showing above the drapery.

  9. Bibliomancer Says:

    @B. Chiclitz – Laser-powered vision you have there!

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Bibliomancer—You never know what you’re going to find under the drapery.

  11. Bibliomancer Says:

    Seems the carpet matches the drapes.

  12. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Cover Editor: This cover is boring…Throw some boobs on there.

  13. Tor Mented Says:

    ♪ He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;
    His fish are flying off.
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
    His fish are flying off. ♪

  14. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    My German might be a bit off, but I think the author wants all hexagons to die.

  15. anon Says:

    @Ray P: Then he wouldn’t see a damn thing. Who wouldn’t want to see a naked witch?

    George Henry Smith
    Enögd Xie i en hink

  16. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Judging from the guy’s hair, there’s quite a breeze blowing. Must be a perfect storm. Of fish.

  17. B. Chiclit Says:

    @Tor M—GSS!

    (I sent this earlier but because I routinely mistype my email address, it probably went into the moderation black hole. As always, the fault is all mine.)

  18. Tag Wizard Says:

    @B.C -z No. You had the email address right this time. But …

  19. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tag Wiz—oh, I spelled my (fictitious) name wrong—sheesh. You will get some sort of reward in GSS heaven for the nonsense I routinely put you through. I can only hope (he said, opening himself up for a devastating rejoinder) I am not the worst.

  20. Tripp H Says:

    More of a general comment: I’ve been following GSS for quite a while, but only today noticed the tag “Devil’s Dumplings”.

    I haven’t laughed that hard in quite a while.

    Thank you.

  21. Tag Wizard Says:

    @Tripp – Glad we made you laugh. Feel free to hop in with more comments. You won’t be in moderation anymore (unless your spelling skillz are worse than B. Chiclitz 🙂 )

  22. Tracy Says:

    Kyle McLachlan to the rescue of swooning naked stumpy-legged witches everywhere!

  23. A. R. Yngve Says:


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