Dec 11

I claim this H-bomb-blasted-radioactive-alien-hell-hole planet ... for Earth!Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: By the end of “Take Your Alien Child To Work Day” the little fellow was all worn out.
Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.38 out of 10)

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17 Responses to “Earth Descended”

  1. Bibliomancer Says:

    The H-bomb looks like a cartoon angry cloud over the space warrior’s head.

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I always dress properly for vindaloo.

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    “I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy…”

  4. fred Says:

    The Future appears to be able to hold only two things at a time. What the Future may wear must be in another collection.

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    You can’t just go around laser blasting things willy-nilly like this. My papa always used to say, never point your ray gun at something if you aren’t prepared to disintegrate it.

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    The follow-up, “Testicles Descended”, was not as successful.

  7. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Tom: that one was NUTS! Well, those two, I should say…

  8. Anna T. Says:

    @Tom Noir: It is especially unwise to shoot willy-nilly with an energy weapon when you are blind. I expect that was the fate of his unfortunate friend there.

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Rv 2:17:He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give Goatse, and will give him a death ray or ‘la-ser’, and in the ‘la-ser’ a new name written, which no man knoweth saving Stephen R. Donaldson.

  10. Perry Armstrong Says:

    REVEALED: Michael Bay’s original plan for the Ninja Turtles movie.

  11. anon Says:

    “Bloody things nibbling on the wires of the H-bomb again! Take that! And that!”

    DEAD END RETCHES by Frere Dean Sh.Bag

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!”

  13. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Raggedy Ann & Android Apocalypse

  14. DaveM Says:

    First time I saw this picture I thought a nuclear device had exploded in his backpack. It still looks like that. Make it stop, make the perspective better please.

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Quiz Time!
    The big white rounded object on the man’s back is…

    A) A miniature survival pack that filters his air and water
    B) A bathtub — cleanliness is crucial in a radioactive wasteland, you know
    C) Nicki Minaj’s toilet bowl
    D) A priceless Roman marble arch
    E) A fridge full of beer

  16. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @AR: trick question! It is Nicki Minaj. We’re looking at her from the same angle as her boo-tay.

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Puberty, illustrated.

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