According to the bit online Heyoka Blackeagle was born to teleporting space dogs and raised by Native American politicians. This is what happens when the GM’s girlfriend is playing.
Gun Girl there looks like she has some back problems, which is the likely reason why Wolfman is looking at her with some concern. She looks to be having trouble even carrying the gun, let alone firing it. She probably needs to see a chiropractor.
Girl: “Help me carry this gear! It’s not fair that I have to carry all of it!”
Furry: “Hah! My family is rich! I don’t have to carry anything. You’re just one of those fifty-one percent who leeches off the productive class.”
@Tat Wood: It’s about the pecking order in the dog-eat-dog world of Hollywood.
That’s my guess anyway.
It explains why the PA has to carry all the gear for the Z list canine star.
The tagline really reminds me of creating anagrams. You almost always end up with a random collection of letters that leave you with three non-exclusive choices to either:
a) painstakingly massage them into the pieces of text you already have, simultaneously destroying large portions of it and making it awkward,
b) scrap everything you already have and try to come up with a way to use the problematic letters first while maintaining some sort of balance that makes it possible to use all the letters in actual words of the English language, or
c) create some awkward name or concept like Hrinn and run with it.
I’m just wondering what it said originally. It’s probably an insult of some sort.
Canine-man: Do you really need that HUGE weapon? All I need is pants!
Girl: Yes…
Canine-man: And you’re not fooling anyone with the bandoleer; we all know that’s a laser gun.
Girl: Quiet. I’ve got a bead on that vaguely suspicious guy over there.
This title is a word game. The designer made a puzzle by placing the word “Stars” over the word “Stars” and then using it as a title, but it’s still just a word game: Stars/Stars = 1.
@JJYoyo: I can’t fault your math. Also, can stars really be “over” stars in a spatial sense, seeing as how there is no up or down in outer space?
Could it be “stars over/stars” and therefore reduce to just “over”?
Good callback on the dog drugs, LOL. I think human’s had the uppers so she can carry all those weapons, and doggo’s had the downers so he can put up with her overcompensating.
How does German Shephard Man even get his pleated-front khaki cargo pants on, with those claws?
(I sure hope Admin and Tag come back soon with new content.)
@JJYoyo: I too am An Old and remember seeing that SNL on first airing.*
I’ve seen it many times since, of course.
So I was complimenting you on the classic reference.
I was going to put a link to it here, but I couldn’t find a version online that wasn’t in with other fake ads! And people using the concept for their doggo videos.
*In portable black and white, because mom and dad weren’t into it, of course, and they had control of the giant-ass console TV –24 inches!
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January 21st, 2016 at 12:03 pm
What sort of striker approves of scabs?
January 21st, 2016 at 12:04 pm
Obviously the accessory slot was free and all she had was a rifle scope to put in it. Cool looking but useless.
January 21st, 2016 at 12:11 pm
‘Think Like a Human, Strike Like a Hammm.’ Sensible advice, passed along from father to son in my family.
January 21st, 2016 at 12:33 pm
Ready to sniff and kick some ass!
January 21st, 2016 at 1:49 pm
“No! I only draw werewolf hands!”
January 21st, 2016 at 2:03 pm
I’m guessing dog boys species must lead the universe in advanced bidet technology.
January 21st, 2016 at 2:36 pm
Pose Like a Boss –
Schlepp Like a Schmuck!
January 21st, 2016 at 2:44 pm
According to the bit online Heyoka Blackeagle was born to teleporting space dogs and raised by Native American politicians. This is what happens when the GM’s girlfriend is playing.
Doesn’t mention about his neck problems, tho.
January 21st, 2016 at 2:58 pm
Did the tagline writer have a painful accident while dictating?
January 21st, 2016 at 3:02 pm
Okay, fine, but did this happen in Boston?
January 21st, 2016 at 3:12 pm
Gun Girl there looks like she has some back problems, which is the likely reason why Wolfman is looking at her with some concern. She looks to be having trouble even carrying the gun, let alone firing it. She probably needs to see a chiropractor.
January 21st, 2016 at 3:50 pm
@THX: no, then it would read, ‘Think Like a Human, Strike Like a JOZXYQK!’
January 21st, 2016 at 4:01 pm
Louise Wener’s auditions for a new bunch of Sleeperblokes didn’t go as planned.
January 21st, 2016 at 11:34 pm
@THX1138(9): I prefer to think he just happened to clear his throat at that moment.
January 21st, 2016 at 11:41 pm
@Dead Stuff(12): Why bring Spock’s family name into this?
January 22nd, 2016 at 12:12 am
@TagWizard: candidate for the ‘super soaker’ tag, looking at the arms on her back.
January 22nd, 2016 at 7:23 am
What does that title mean, exactly?
January 22nd, 2016 at 8:21 am
Girl: “Help me carry this gear! It’s not fair that I have to carry all of it!”
Furry: “Hah! My family is rich! I don’t have to carry anything. You’re just one of those fifty-one percent who leeches off the productive class.”
January 22nd, 2016 at 8:29 am
“Think Like A Human — Strike Like A Hrinn!”
Oh wow. Awesome. I’m totally blown away. Such poetry. Almost as good as…
“Think Like A Human — Strike Like A Hglxchpwst!”
January 22nd, 2016 at 9:16 am
@Tat Wood: It’s about the pecking order in the dog-eat-dog world of Hollywood.
That’s my guess anyway.
It explains why the PA has to carry all the gear for the Z list canine star.
The tagline really reminds me of creating anagrams. You almost always end up with a random collection of letters that leave you with three non-exclusive choices to either:
a) painstakingly massage them into the pieces of text you already have, simultaneously destroying large portions of it and making it awkward,
b) scrap everything you already have and try to come up with a way to use the problematic letters first while maintaining some sort of balance that makes it possible to use all the letters in actual words of the English language, or
c) create some awkward name or concept like Hrinn and run with it.
I’m just wondering what it said originally. It’s probably an insult of some sort.
January 22nd, 2016 at 8:07 pm
Canine-man: Do you really need that HUGE weapon? All I need is pants!
Girl: Yes…
Canine-man: And you’re not fooling anyone with the bandoleer; we all know that’s a laser gun.
Girl: Quiet. I’ve got a bead on that vaguely suspicious guy over there.
January 23rd, 2016 at 5:01 pm
What would Muhammad Ali say.
February 26th, 2017 at 7:12 pm
What is it about the font that makes the author’s name look all crammed in at the bottom, almost as an afterthought?
February 27th, 2017 at 8:05 am
The kerning’s off. Compare the size and spacing of the first T to the last one. It’s like the letters just got crammed in there at the last moment.
Guess it could have been worse, ended up as KD WNTWRTH.
March 2nd, 2017 at 8:19 pm
This title is a word game. The designer made a puzzle by placing the word “Stars” over the word “Stars” and then using it as a title, but it’s still just a word game: Stars/Stars = 1.
January 9th, 2023 at 8:56 pm
Stars / Stars = 1 for all stars not = 0. Yet there are two of them there. I am puzzled.
Now, the next task is to determine which one had the puppy uppers, and which had the doggie downers.
January 10th, 2023 at 10:42 pm
@JJYoyo: I can’t fault your math. Also, can stars really be “over” stars in a spatial sense, seeing as how there is no up or down in outer space?
Could it be “stars over/stars” and therefore reduce to just “over”?
Good callback on the dog drugs, LOL. I think human’s had the uppers so she can carry all those weapons, and doggo’s had the downers so he can put up with her overcompensating.
How does German Shephard Man even get his pleated-front khaki cargo pants on, with those claws?
(I sure hope Admin and Tag come back soon with new content.)
January 11th, 2023 at 10:55 am
@GSSxN: thank you, but – full disclosure – I borrowed those names from the original cast of Saturday Night Live.
January 12th, 2023 at 3:30 am
@JJYoyo: I too am An Old and remember seeing that SNL on first airing.*
I’ve seen it many times since, of course.
So I was complimenting you on the classic reference.
I was going to put a link to it here, but I couldn’t find a version online that wasn’t in with other fake ads! And people using the concept for their doggo videos.
*In portable black and white, because mom and dad weren’t into it, of course, and they had control of the giant-ass console TV –24 inches!