Feb 03
Mark E’s Art Direction: You remember that nightmare I told you about after reading Lovecraft at 2am while drunk? Make it so art-monkey.
Published 1973
Mark E’s Art Direction: You remember that nightmare I told you about after reading Lovecraft at 2am while drunk? Make it so art-monkey.
Published 1973
February 3rd, 2016 at 9:09 am
“Aargh! I told the architect a thousand times that door should open inwards, not out!”
February 3rd, 2016 at 9:57 am
“There’s something nasty in the courtyard,
We know what it is and who did it.
But for God’s sake, tell us where it is.”
(with apologies to Les Dawson)
February 3rd, 2016 at 11:17 am
Bats? The best that they could come up with to represent timeless cosmic horror is a lawn covered in jujubes and some Dark Shadows-grade BATS?
Well, August Derleth doesn’t deserve MUCH better…
February 3rd, 2016 at 11:31 am
“No! I didn’t lower my pants!“
February 3rd, 2016 at 11:55 am
“We can’t build our house here, this is bat country!”
February 3rd, 2016 at 1:14 pm
The WTF why does he have a moth in jar kind of makes up for the cheesy bats.
February 3rd, 2016 at 1:52 pm
That eyeball is perhaps getting more of a view than it bargained for.
“Next time you’re having an existential panic attack, wear the extra long t-shirt, willya?”
February 3rd, 2016 at 1:53 pm
“Oh, and I’m taking back my crucifix.”
February 3rd, 2016 at 2:02 pm
“The crawling chaos halted. For it could not bear the sight before it. Too late, it realized that this house belonged to… A PLUMBER!”
(Figure it out…)
February 3rd, 2016 at 2:14 pm
Must be an abandoned house because he is definitely a squatter.
February 3rd, 2016 at 2:30 pm
@A.R.Yngve: …took me a while, but I think I’ve cracked it!
February 3rd, 2016 at 3:01 pm
“Yog-sothoth bubble-bath too noisy!”
February 3rd, 2016 at 3:33 pm
If this doesn’t warrant a ‘Behind you’ I don’t know what does. He really hasn’t mastered this hide and seek thing, has he?
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:35 pm
@ Tat Wood – Needs BEHIND YOU! and a whole lot more. Tags updated.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:41 pm
A guy having a mental breakdown at the sight of an approaching tsunami, which will destroy his house.
Right, that absolutely screams “H.P. Lovecraft” in my mind. Where have the mind-shattering cosmic horrors gone?
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:17 pm
@Anna T.— uh, they’ve slipped through the cracks? (see earlier thread)
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:45 pm
‘WHERE–ARE–MY–SHOES?’
February 3rd, 2016 at 9:56 pm
AT HORROR
THE LOVER, HOLD THE PANTHERCRAFT
BY H.P. THRESHLURK
February 3rd, 2016 at 10:57 pm
Dude… the hole in the floor is about three feet to your right.
February 3rd, 2016 at 11:09 pm
Well, the Jehovah’s Witnesses have certainly upped their game.
February 4th, 2016 at 1:58 am
Peekaboo!
February 4th, 2016 at 10:12 am
“Gotta get my hair just right before I leave the house… every single hair in order! They say I’m obsessive, but I’ll shut them up with my PERFECT… FLAWLESS… HAIRCUT!”
February 4th, 2016 at 4:43 pm
@B. Chiclitz: The cracks in time?
August 24th, 2016 at 9:49 pm
@Anna T: swallowed up young girls every one. When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn?
August 28th, 2016 at 5:56 pm
“Oh no! I drank too much prune juice!”