Ultimatum from the Aliens:
“Hey, we deserve a capital “A” in the SUBTITLE. Dickson’s name and the title are in full caps. What’s that about? Reset that cover or else, or else, or else somebody’s gonna dance!”
(And that guy’s right leg is most likely hooked around the alien’s body. ‘Cause they’re slow-dancing, obviously. It does make me wonder, though, what kind of ultimatum the aliens are delivering.)
I just noticed that they had to put a few extra space characters in the subtitle between “Ultimatum” and “from” so as to not block the view of the gun.
I’m giving them the “font problems” red card tag for this foul.
@Tag W—I didn’t want to annoy you with that request, so I am glad to see in your wisdom you came to this conclusion yourself. In addition to the extra spacing, I hope you would include the lower case “a” for aliens as also a symptom of problematic font thinking on the part of Daw.
No, no, dear Tag, I don’t expect (sniffle) any credit (sniffle, sniffle); one gets used to being unsung . . . .
They should have pitted the man in the white all-over condom against this guy http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=11045 (and now I’ve got the Star Trek gladiator music running around my head).
The one word that sprang to mind with this cover was “overwrought”…It’s like these two were trying to strike the most epic fight pose ever and way, way over did it.
February 22nd, 2016 at 9:57 am
‘Your ultimatum is about as threatening as a one legged man at an ass kicki….let me rephrase that.’
February 22nd, 2016 at 10:13 am
What’s the score from the judges? “None, buttman!”
February 22nd, 2016 at 10:13 am
“It doesn’t matter how far I take it or what I have on, when I say no, it means NO!”
February 22nd, 2016 at 10:14 am
It takes two to tango!
or
“Let me show you MY rules of acquisition”(Most awkward Ferengi fan-fic ever).
February 22nd, 2016 at 11:09 am
Those are not toys! You put them down at ONCE and behave like proper gentlemen, or it’s the ‘Sorry Seat’ for the BOTH of you!
February 22nd, 2016 at 11:13 am
“That better be a second laser pistol, earthman!”
Dri Rocks Ondong
NOTE BUN MAN
Summ ultimate alien froth
February 22nd, 2016 at 1:17 pm
The new galactic TV hit: Dancing With the Starmen
February 22nd, 2016 at 2:22 pm
Ultimatum from the Aliens:
“Hey, we deserve a capital “A” in the SUBTITLE. Dickson’s name and the title are in full caps. What’s that about? Reset that cover or else, or else, or else somebody’s gonna dance!”
February 22nd, 2016 at 2:33 pm
I’m personally more worried about that console behind them.
February 22nd, 2016 at 3:08 pm
“Spiggott! Ah-ahh!
Saviour of the Universe!”
February 22nd, 2016 at 4:04 pm
“NONE BUT MAN: Ultimatum from the aliens”
Coming to Broadway this summer!
(And that guy’s right leg is most likely hooked around the alien’s body. ‘Cause they’re slow-dancing, obviously. It does make me wonder, though, what kind of ultimatum the aliens are delivering.)
February 22nd, 2016 at 4:32 pm
I just noticed that they had to put a few extra space characters in the subtitle between “Ultimatum” and “from” so as to not block the view of the gun.
I’m giving them the “font problems” red card tag for this foul.
February 22nd, 2016 at 4:59 pm
@Tag W—I didn’t want to annoy you with that request, so I am glad to see in your wisdom you came to this conclusion yourself. In addition to the extra spacing, I hope you would include the lower case “a” for aliens as also a symptom of problematic font thinking on the part of Daw.
No, no, dear Tag, I don’t expect (sniffle) any credit (sniffle, sniffle); one gets used to being unsung . . . .
February 22nd, 2016 at 5:06 pm
They should have pitted the man in the white all-over condom against this guy http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=11045 (and now I’ve got the Star Trek gladiator music running around my head).
February 23rd, 2016 at 12:34 am
I’ve seen enough yaoi hentai to know where this is going.
February 23rd, 2016 at 7:14 am
Typical newbie mistake! A couple should always agree on who leads BEFORE they start dancing.
February 23rd, 2016 at 7:16 am
That is the most disturbing spaceship control stick I have ever seen. It’s time for a “NSFW Spaceship” tag.
February 25th, 2016 at 2:59 am
The one word that sprang to mind with this cover was “overwrought”…It’s like these two were trying to strike the most epic fight pose ever and way, way over did it.
February 27th, 2016 at 6:26 pm
“That is the most disturbing spaceship control stick I have ever seen.”
“I swear doctor I was, er, fighting this alien and I just sorta fell on it.”
March 27th, 2016 at 6:07 pm
The Cha-Cha of Ziggy Stardust and the Spider-Monkey-Thing From Mars