Mar 28

This is Sparta! ... My bad. Just a guy at the bar wearing a mohawk.Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: Han Solo at the Disco Cantina.
Published 1990

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.90 out of 10)

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11 Responses to “Illegal Alien”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “Er, no, I’m Parker Stevenson, honest.”

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    The dude in the harem pants is wearing his glasses on a chain around his neck. “He” is either a lesbian librarian or this is some kind of sci-fi cross-dressing bar.

  3. L.B. Says:

    “Sorry, but I’d sooner kiss a Wookie…. Oh, wait.”

  4. fred Says:

    Purple pants had better be an important plot point, if not WTF.

  5. Anna T. Says:

    That can’t be Han, he’s too cool to wear purple parachute pants . . . must be his evil, unfashionable clone.

  6. Jon K. Says:

    @fred: I had to look at the cover a few times, but you’re right – every single male figure in this silly disco is wearing purple pants. Well, except for the old lech standing behind the hairy hooker….

    Must have been a sale at Kohl’s. 😉

  7. Michael Toland Says:

    It’s no fun being an…

  8. Ray P Says:

    The entire joint is under arrest by the fashion police. Controversial title these days: “No alien is illegal, shitlord.”

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    With your bright purple pants,
    You dance the dance
    And I think I need illegal alien

    To shake your rump
    Irk Donald Trump
    I have nothing to offer but a neckbeard…

  10. Ray P Says:

    American Psycho has a scene like this. Must be waiting for Bellinis.

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    One day, Chewbacca decided to have a full body shave, a gender change and confront Han Solo about “the true nature of their relationship”.

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