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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: …is like a cover without Photoshopping.
Published 2015

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.71 out of 10)
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17 Responses to “City of Wonders”

  1. Tat Wood Says:

    M&S present their new line in spray-on hijabs.

    (well, it was that or pay Charlize Theron likeness royalties)

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    One day Sally decided to do something about the construction workers who catcalled her as she walked to work.

  3. fred Says:

    I WONDERS why she has a modern plastic looking buckle on her right hand glove.

  4. fred Says:

    She also appears to be missing something on her left side, maybe?

  5. THX 1138 Says:

    Forewarned is forearmed. Although it looks like she needs some antiseptic on that forearm.

  6. RachelJ Says:

    Guys, please don’t mock this poor disfigured girl. (Look where the lower half of her nose is.)

  7. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I don’t think tummies work like that.

  8. Jon K. Says:

    RachelJ, DSWBT: “War without end” must mean “absence of field hospitals.” Otherwise, wouldn’t a doctor be able to fix her dislocated nose and bandage the wounds on her left arm?

    Then again, maybe she had a tummy tuck and the results taught her that it isn’t worth trusting the doctors on this planet ever again….

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I agree with RachelJ—poor girl doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

    (I see the coat rack in the corner)

  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @BC: ‘Heroine’s Legs’ is the name of my Panamanian LLC…funny coincidence, that. 🙂

  11. Bibliomancer Says:

    CITY OF WONDERS
    FIND TOO SCREWY

  12. Jon K. Says:

    @Bibliomancer:
    CITY OF WONDERS == ICED FORTY NOW.

  13. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Jon K.
    CITY OF WONDERS
    OF ROWDY INCEST

  14. B. Chiclitz Says:

    CITY OF WONDERS
    FICTE YON WORDS

  15. Anna T. Says:

    I bet you she’s dressed like that to conceal that she’s actually a construct stitched together out of corpse parts.

    It would explain some things.

  16. DaveM Says:

    She looks like she stepped out of the Witcher series. Specifically she looks like she’s related to Haren Brogg from the first Witcher game. On that point alone, I’ll give this cover a “pass”.

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I challenge any woman — or man — to walk in that manner while carrying a heavy axe, a broadsword on your back, and top-heavy armor, without losing your balance and falling flat on your face.

    Oh, I see — judging by that face, it’s already happened…

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