RachelJ, DSWBT: “War without end” must mean “absence of field hospitals.” Otherwise, wouldn’t a doctor be able to fix her dislocated nose and bandage the wounds on her left arm?
Then again, maybe she had a tummy tuck and the results taught her that it isn’t worth trusting the doctors on this planet ever again….
She looks like she stepped out of the Witcher series. Specifically she looks like she’s related to Haren Brogg from the first Witcher game. On that point alone, I’ll give this cover a “pass”.
I challenge any woman — or man — to walk in that manner while carrying a heavy axe, a broadsword on your back, and top-heavy armor, without losing your balance and falling flat on your face.
Oh, I see — judging by that face, it’s already happened…
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April 7th, 2016 at 11:57 am
M&S present their new line in spray-on hijabs.
(well, it was that or pay Charlize Theron likeness royalties)
April 7th, 2016 at 12:23 pm
One day Sally decided to do something about the construction workers who catcalled her as she walked to work.
April 7th, 2016 at 1:02 pm
I WONDERS why she has a modern plastic looking buckle on her right hand glove.
April 7th, 2016 at 1:18 pm
She also appears to be missing something on her left side, maybe?
April 7th, 2016 at 1:53 pm
Forewarned is forearmed. Although it looks like she needs some antiseptic on that forearm.
April 7th, 2016 at 2:11 pm
Guys, please don’t mock this poor disfigured girl. (Look where the lower half of her nose is.)
April 7th, 2016 at 2:43 pm
I don’t think tummies work like that.
April 7th, 2016 at 3:52 pm
RachelJ, DSWBT: “War without end” must mean “absence of field hospitals.” Otherwise, wouldn’t a doctor be able to fix her dislocated nose and bandage the wounds on her left arm?
Then again, maybe she had a tummy tuck and the results taught her that it isn’t worth trusting the doctors on this planet ever again….
April 7th, 2016 at 4:40 pm
I agree with RachelJ—poor girl doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
(I see the coat rack in the corner)
April 7th, 2016 at 9:46 pm
@BC: ‘Heroine’s Legs’ is the name of my Panamanian LLC…funny coincidence, that. 🙂
April 7th, 2016 at 10:18 pm
CITY OF WONDERS
FIND TOO SCREWY
April 7th, 2016 at 11:15 pm
@Bibliomancer:
CITY OF WONDERS == ICED FORTY NOW.
April 8th, 2016 at 3:09 am
@Jon K.
CITY OF WONDERS
OF ROWDY INCEST
April 8th, 2016 at 5:59 am
CITY OF WONDERS
FICTE YON WORDS
April 8th, 2016 at 6:03 pm
I bet you she’s dressed like that to conceal that she’s actually a construct stitched together out of corpse parts.
It would explain some things.
April 9th, 2016 at 4:28 pm
She looks like she stepped out of the Witcher series. Specifically she looks like she’s related to Haren Brogg from the first Witcher game. On that point alone, I’ll give this cover a “pass”.
April 12th, 2016 at 12:34 pm
I challenge any woman — or man — to walk in that manner while carrying a heavy axe, a broadsword on your back, and top-heavy armor, without losing your balance and falling flat on your face.
Oh, I see — judging by that face, it’s already happened…