Jul 13

Who knew... Keith makes such a good boat!Click for full image

JaunPaul Comments: The cloud is Piers Anthony, perving over his naked under-aged protagonists.
Published 1988

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.88 out of 10)

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19 Responses to “Heaven Cent”

  1. Francis Boyle Says:

    I know what JaunPaul means. In far too much detail. I wish I didn’t, but I do.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    That’s a fine example of sculling.

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    I’ve heard of a skeleton crew, but this is… eh…

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Madamoiselle, he wanted to know if you had a PUNT!

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The Neverending Story 4: Bastian Grows Up

  6. fred Says:

    There once was a mermaid from Xanth,
    Who enquired of a rower sans panth.
    Why row backwards from the bow?
    It must move like a cow.
    Sit right and your bone boat will danth.

  7. Ray P Says:

    Someone turned Tony Blair into a giant mulberry.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    @Ray P: You’ve unearthed the link between this cover, ‘Radio Free Albemuth’ and ‘Dies Irae’ . We just need Augustus Gloop to complete the set.

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    How the Grinch Stole Halloween

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    These two need to put a little distance between themselves and the madding cloud.

    Help them find the Piers, Anthony.

    My coat, please.

  11. Anna T. Says:

    @Tat Wood: I was going to ask what the Grinch was doing there, but you beat me to it. Maybe in death he’s decided to try and help these lost naked kids in the scull, while being incredibly creepy.

  12. JuanPaul Says:

    Skeleton boat: “I may be old and decrepit, but I’ve still got the libido of a young man!”

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Does the title mean it only costs a penny to get into Heaven? Must not be all it’s cracked up to be, at those prices.

  14. Ray P Says:

    Charon has held his price down.

  15. Ray P Says:

    By going self-service.

  16. Ikari Gendo Says:

    There’s definitely a pun about being boned here.

  17. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Not so much Piers Anthony as Leers Anthony.

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    If he gets seasick, best hold your nose! Or you’ll get a whiff of that


  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Bighanditis. Honestly, look how huge the hand bones are, gently gripping the boy’s firm young butt.

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