Aug 23
Good Show Sir Comments: Looks like Ryan Reynolds is starring in the new Guardians of the Galaxy sequel.
Published 1992
Good Show Sir Comments: Looks like Ryan Reynolds is starring in the new Guardians of the Galaxy sequel.
Published 1992
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:36 am
Which wire do I cut? Art director: can we make the colour-scheme close to Freejack blue and orange?
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:37 am
Ms. Jaguar Princess seems to be rolling her eyes, and with good reason!
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:45 am
That’s just a minefield for a man without underpants.
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:04 pm
The fate of the galaxy decided by a game of rock-paper-scissors.
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:48 pm
The fate of the galaxy rest in his hands. Not the only. . . Nah, too easy. I smell a trap. Who told them about this place?
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:50 pm
Caveman Ryan Reynolds had better be careful. Bursts of steam might protect his modesty, but they might also scald his frank n’ beans!
August 23rd, 2016 at 1:04 pm
I always suspected that douche-bags were made in a factory. It’s probably right next door to the BMW factory.
August 23rd, 2016 at 1:32 pm
Stupid fate. How is he going to do anything when his hands are full?
August 23rd, 2016 at 1:56 pm
@Francis Boyle—you are correct, it’s too easy . . . nonetheless—judging from the nerve damage in his permanently clenched left fist, fate isn’t the only thing that’s been in his hands.
August 23rd, 2016 at 2:05 pm
Is that the mold he came out of? He seems like a rather flat character.
August 23rd, 2016 at 2:23 pm
I reckon you could fit half a cantaloupe between his pectorals!
August 23rd, 2016 at 2:30 pm
The incredible shrinking man wound up inside a VCR unit.
August 23rd, 2016 at 5:07 pm
@RayP: that’s because Maaron Denthurion is a Televox with the mission to preserve the Human Metastable Order. I suppose he does it by please being kind, rewinding. 😉
August 23rd, 2016 at 5:16 pm
“You can guess how this ends, of course.”
“He fixes the cable?”
August 23rd, 2016 at 5:56 pm
Mr. September from the Space Technicians’ Union Charity Calendar, 3087
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:16 pm
Zoolander III
August 25th, 2016 at 7:52 am
A very, very small galaxy.
June 24th, 2017 at 10:52 pm
There are far, far too few people on the cover to make up a ‘legion’.
August 26th, 2018 at 2:26 am
I’m trying to figure out the shadow of Caveman Ryan Reynolds’ left hand. His hand is clenched in a fist, but the shadow looks like that of a relaxed hand.
Or he’s impersonating Space Wolverine….
August 18th, 2020 at 12:49 am
Join the Conan/Spartans costume line for leather knickers.
January 19th, 2021 at 2:33 am
It seems like between this random cover selection and today’s feature, “Death Arms”, a new tag might be suitable.
Perhaps the new tag could be “Oily Men”.
January 19th, 2021 at 2:42 am
@Ryan: or, in a nod to the Simpsons, “Grease me up, woman!”