Aug 23

Too steamy even for the modesty sheepClick for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: Looks like Ryan Reynolds is starring in the new Guardians of the Galaxy sequel.

Published 1992

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.70 out of 10)

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22 Responses to “Dark Sky Legion”

  1. Ray P Says:

    Which wire do I cut? Art director: can we make the colour-scheme close to Freejack blue and orange?

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Ms. Jaguar Princess seems to be rolling her eyes, and with good reason!

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    That’s just a minefield for a man without underpants.

  4. Ray P Says:

    The fate of the galaxy decided by a game of rock-paper-scissors.

  5. Francis Boyle Says:

    The fate of the galaxy rest in his hands. Not the only. . . Nah, too easy. I smell a trap. Who told them about this place?

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    Caveman Ryan Reynolds had better be careful. Bursts of steam might protect his modesty, but they might also scald his frank n’ beans!

  7. JuanPaul Says:

    I always suspected that douche-bags were made in a factory. It’s probably right next door to the BMW factory.

  8. fred Says:

    Stupid fate. How is he going to do anything when his hands are full?

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Francis Boyle—you are correct, it’s too easy . . . nonetheless—judging from the nerve damage in his permanently clenched left fist, fate isn’t the only thing that’s been in his hands.

  10. Bibliomancer Says:

    Is that the mold he came out of? He seems like a rather flat character.

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I reckon you could fit half a cantaloupe between his pectorals!

  12. Ray P Says:

    The incredible shrinking man wound up inside a VCR unit.

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @RayP: that’s because Maaron Denthurion is a Televox with the mission to preserve the Human Metastable Order. I suppose he does it by please being kind, rewinding. 😉

  14. Ray P Says:

    “You can guess how this ends, of course.”
    “He fixes the cable?”

  15. Anna T. Says:

    Mr. September from the Space Technicians’ Union Charity Calendar, 3087

  16. Tat Wood Says:

    Zoolander III

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:

    A very, very small galaxy.

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    There are far, far too few people on the cover to make up a ‘legion’.

  19. Hammy Says:

    I’m trying to figure out the shadow of Caveman Ryan Reynolds’ left hand. His hand is clenched in a fist, but the shadow looks like that of a relaxed hand.

    Or he’s impersonating Space Wolverine….

  20. Calyx Says:

    Join the Conan/Spartans costume line for leather knickers.

  21. Ryan Says:

    It seems like between this random cover selection and today’s feature, “Death Arms”, a new tag might be suitable.

    Perhaps the new tag could be “Oily Men”.

  22. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Ryan: or, in a nod to the Simpsons, “Grease me up, woman!”

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