Aug 29

Joe always wondered what it would be like to have a threesomeClick for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: “They asked why I would want to run away and marry someone as bizarre looking as you. But I’m willing to ignore your ridiculous turtleneck.”

Published 1979

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.17 out of 10)

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19 Responses to “Rule Golden”

  1. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    That is bizarre beyond words, how do you run up a hillside on tippy-toe?

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Part hairbrush–part buttplug–all man!

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    These London Marathon charity costumes just got sillier by the year.

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Dear Penthouse Letters –
    It began as a typical casual Friday at the missile launch base. But you won’t believe what happened next. …

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Another final frontier is crossed as atomic mutation makes Star Trek: The Animated Series’ cosplay possible.

  6. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Why the red, orange and yellow bunting? It looks as if the curtain’s rising on the strangest Christmas panto ever.

  7. Francis Boyle Says:

    Illustrated: Either the happiest or the saddest day of Carl Sagan’s life.

  8. fred Says:

    Wow. A Flock of Seagulls twofer. ‘I Ran” AND ‘Space Age Love Song’.

  9. Ray P Says:

    Per-for-mance dr-ugs in sport have gone too far.

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Rule Golden and stories other by Knight Damon.
    “Startling five and voyages provocative future into, one by the respected most science authors fiction in!”

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Rube Goldberg and other contraptions by Heath Robinson

    ‘Five startling and provocative voyages starting with lifting up your luggage and ending with you sailing out the window!’

  12. JuanPaul Says:

    Rule Golden: When touring the nuclear launch facility, don’t. touch. anything.

  13. Anna T. Says:

    You’re getting this all wrong. It’s just some man and his alien friend out for a jog around the rocket launch facility (which is filled with Saturn V knockoffs for some reason). Nothing to worry about.

  14. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Hah! Let’s see that Tag Wizard try to get ME with a “behind you” tag!” Hah. Hah-hah. (Note I am assuming those round dots on the blue creature are eyes. They are, aren’t they?)

  15. Tag Wizard Says:

    Sorry, @B.Chiclitz, but this pair seems to be more side-by-side, (or neck and turtleneck).

  16. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Perhaps Patrick McGoohan and his alien buddy have just realized that, inside of rockets or not, several huge containers of rocket fuel should not be left free-standing right next to one another where they could tip over.

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Awesome comment by Francis Boyle at #7. Good show, Sir. Good show.

  18. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Let’s explore the billions and billions of possibilities of our friendship…”

  19. anon Says:

    I know who will be winning all the three-legged-races from now on…

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