The Sorcerer’s Skull
The Magician’s Mandible
The Alchemist’s Ankle
The Conjuror’s Clavicle
The Enchanter’s Earlobe
The Necromancer’s Nostril
The Occultist’s Ovary
The Seer’s Spleen
The Shaman’s Sternum
The Soothsayer’s Shoulderblade
The Warlock’s Wrist
The Augurer’s Adenoid
Why are fantasy heroes always such overachievers? He didn’t have to go all the way to the Gates of Hell… just smash the bloody thing with a mallet or something!
I didn’t know talismans were born…Returning it to its birthplace would be hard in that case. I bet the guy in front is thinking along those lines.Either that or he’s thinking, “Really? THIS is the talisman of Lord Owen? A skull with a partly melted candle in it? I’ve seen scarier decorations on my neighbor’s porch at Halloween.”
Lord Owen finally gets around to crossing the gates of hell to reluctantly return the sorcerer’s talisman to its place of birth, and suffers from apathy the whole way.
Lord Owen has to return Kevin Sorbo to Mound, Minn., coming soon on the SyFy Channel in what they are touting as ‘the best buddy road movie since Midnight Run’.
September 12th, 2016 at 12:21 pm
Close the bloody door behind you! D’you think we’re paying to heat the whole neighbourhood?
September 12th, 2016 at 12:36 pm
He’s really regretting that comment about eating his hat now.
September 12th, 2016 at 12:37 pm
Oh, and I thought the artist was Steele Sausage. But that’s something completely different.
September 12th, 2016 at 12:38 pm
And what’s behind him would make a lovely ornamental wreath for the holidays.
September 12th, 2016 at 1:43 pm
Lower right corner…world’s worst ruff, or a head walking around on tentacles? Only Steele Sausage knows for sure!
September 12th, 2016 at 3:05 pm
Which one’s Lembit?
September 12th, 2016 at 3:28 pm
BEHIND YOU! tag applies to almost every figure on the cover. Trippy.
September 12th, 2016 at 3:44 pm
If the sorcerer’s mother is still alive things are going to get rather difficult for Lord Owen.
September 12th, 2016 at 4:02 pm
I’m thinking that the skull cracked all of his teeth eating steele sausages, and they were replaced with needles instead of proper dentures. O_o
September 12th, 2016 at 4:03 pm
Once you cross the threshold to Hell, it’s only seven footprints to Satan, so he doesn’t have so far to go.
September 12th, 2016 at 4:50 pm
Pay absolutely no heed to the petrified fighters behind him. He’s just grumpy about being woken in the middle of the day, alright?
September 12th, 2016 at 7:47 pm
Cover design looks like Hell’s Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval
September 12th, 2016 at 7:57 pm
The Sorcerer’s Skull
The Magician’s Mandible
The Alchemist’s Ankle
The Conjuror’s Clavicle
The Enchanter’s Earlobe
The Necromancer’s Nostril
The Occultist’s Ovary
The Seer’s Spleen
The Shaman’s Sternum
The Soothsayer’s Shoulderblade
The Warlock’s Wrist
The Augurer’s Adenoid
September 12th, 2016 at 10:10 pm
@BC: The Wizard’s Nuts!
September 13th, 2016 at 4:40 am
@DSWBT—yes! Although if we were staying with the alliterative pattern it might be
“The Wizard’s Willy.”
September 13th, 2016 at 10:16 am
Why are fantasy heroes always such overachievers? He didn’t have to go all the way to the Gates of Hell… just smash the bloody thing with a mallet or something!
September 13th, 2016 at 10:17 am
“Look what I made in shop class!”
September 19th, 2016 at 3:46 am
I didn’t know talismans were born…Returning it to its birthplace would be hard in that case. I bet the guy in front is thinking along those lines.Either that or he’s thinking, “Really? THIS is the talisman of Lord Owen? A skull with a partly melted candle in it? I’ve seen scarier decorations on my neighbor’s porch at Halloween.”
October 22nd, 2016 at 1:04 am
Lord Owen finally gets around to crossing the gates of hell to reluctantly return the sorcerer’s talisman to its place of birth, and suffers from apathy the whole way.
THE SORCERER’S DULL
October 22nd, 2016 at 6:35 pm
And so, once he arrives, he indulges in his usual response to the blahs—he starts binge eating. And pretty soon
THE SORCERER’S FULL
But he keeps eating.
October 23rd, 2016 at 1:29 am
@BC: He did nothing of the kind! You’re believing all of his tall tales.
THE SORCERER’S BULL
October 23rd, 2016 at 8:04 pm
@DSWBT—I think you are correct. I have more than once believed a lying sorcerer. Indeed, if not careful I can easily become
THE SORCERER’S GULL
October 23rd, 2016 at 8:25 pm
He was the coxswain on the wizard’s rowing team:
THE SORCERER’S SCULL
October 23rd, 2016 at 8:46 pm
Magician over-population risks using up the supply of magic:
THE SORCERERS CULL
October 24th, 2016 at 12:40 pm
Lord Owen crosses the gate of hell to return the sorcerer’s glaive to its place of birth in a campy 80s fantasy film:
THE SORCERER’S KRULL
October 24th, 2016 at 3:00 pm
Hey, get your hands off of that vintage copy of Stand Up. That’s not yours, that’s
THE SORCERER’S TULL
December 1st, 2021 at 4:22 pm
Lord Owen makes a deal with Satan to rule a British city, making it…
THE SORCERER’S HULL
January 9th, 2022 at 10:41 am
Lord Owen reads too much A.E. Van Vogt, and in a fit of Non-Aristotelean madness declares that
THE SORCERER’S NULL (A)
January 9th, 2022 at 2:33 pm
Lord Owen has to return Kevin Sorbo to Mound, Minn., coming soon on the SyFy Channel in what they are touting as ‘the best buddy road movie since Midnight Run’.
THE SORCERER”S KULL
June 26th, 2022 at 12:01 pm
Lord Owen crosses the hellish waters of Loch Linnhe to return to the land of his favorite single malt:
THE SORCEROR’S MULL