Mar 23
Click for full imageJuanPaul Comments:
“And ye will know them,
Danu’s Children
For they shall be
Until the last
The bearers of
Booty most mighty”
From the ancient scriptures of Mixalot
Published 1984
(Average: 6.63 out of 10)
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JuanPaul Comments:
“And ye will know them,
Danu’s Children
For they shall be
Until the last
The bearers of
Booty most mighty”
From the ancient scriptures of Mixalot
Published 1984
(Average: 6.63 out of 10)Loading...
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March 23rd, 2017 at 11:09 am
‘…you don’t like my salsa?’
March 23rd, 2017 at 11:27 am
“You’re the last of my children because I’ll never marry you off to a young wizard or tree elf unless you start dressing like you belong on a fantasy book cover.”
March 23rd, 2017 at 2:33 pm
Housewives LOVE the Jolly Green Giant.
March 23rd, 2017 at 2:39 pm
Unembossed Booty doesn’t make for a ripping good cover.
March 23rd, 2017 at 3:48 pm
Much better than the working title of “The Last of Darsehole’s Children.”
March 23rd, 2017 at 3:55 pm
“Was that you who let rip?”
March 23rd, 2017 at 4:17 pm
Everything is just so… out of scale and disturbing. The giant’s right hand is bigger than his left, and both are much bigger than his head and his axe is way bigger than should fit in either hand. The woman looks like she has been miniaturized and is levitating above some forest floor leafage. Her butt is larger than it should be and her hands are smaller. I truly don’t get this cover.
March 23rd, 2017 at 5:12 pm
The hilt of his axe is decorated with a little axe. Isn’t that like decorating your Christmas tree with little Christmas trees? (Which would be awesome, by the way)
March 23rd, 2017 at 5:30 pm
Their poses only make a bit of sense if he’s whispering something and she’s leaning in to listen. But why on Earth would you need to whisper if you’re in the middle of the forest, AND how could you whisper if you’re a good three storeys high?
March 23rd, 2017 at 6:51 pm
@fred yes, total fail on the embossing. This cover could been a real contender.
March 23rd, 2017 at 7:06 pm
He’s pretty hard to differentiate from the surrounding landscape. This could lead to an embarrassing moment when she reaches out to steady herself on a nearby ‘tree stump’.
March 23rd, 2017 at 7:19 pm
@Tom: that produces ‘undergrowth’. 😉
March 23rd, 2017 at 8:08 pm
“Manscaping” becomes quite literal now.
March 23rd, 2017 at 8:16 pm
“Hey lady! What do you mean, if I trim the hedges, the trees will look taller?”
March 24th, 2017 at 5:45 am
@Tracy: I had to embiggen the picture even to see his other hand!
@JuanPaul: Not only is it redundant, I really think weapons handles should not have pointy bits on them so you cut yourself if your hand slips.
The woman’s entire position is odd — bent over, splayed out, her breasteses are too small and pointy to go with that backside, and she’s not wearing any socks with her cheap shoes. And while her jeans are mom-ish, they hang way too low for that. The artist seems to have drawn some, erm, rear cleavage.
March 24th, 2017 at 1:33 pm
Lady: “O forest giant, tell me… does my butt look big in these jeans?”
Giant: “Oh no, mortal, there’s no way I’m falling for that one. I’ve been married! I refuse to answer.”
Lady: [Sighs] “Men… they’re all the same!”
March 25th, 2017 at 1:50 am
Every man knows not to answer that question.
Every woman knows not to ask it.
(You ask your BFF, for whom you perform the return duty also.)
April 27th, 2017 at 6:05 pm
We are born of the butts, made men by the butts, undone by the butts…
October 2nd, 2019 at 12:33 pm
“Book ‘im Danu. Axe Murder One!”