May 11
Click for full imageGood Show Sir Comments: Why bother wearing a shirt if your horse’s ass is going to be buck naked?
Published 1995
(Average: 5.66 out of 10)
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Good Show Sir Comments: Why bother wearing a shirt if your horse’s ass is going to be buck naked?
Published 1995
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May 11th, 2017 at 12:11 pm
I don’t even want to think about what the restrooms at ElfCon must be like after the centaurs get there.
May 11th, 2017 at 12:16 pm
To quote the Stinz comic, “No one cares about the hair end.” Also, the tail provides some minimal cover there.
May 11th, 2017 at 12:30 pm
Guns don’t kill people, centaurs kill faeries. With what looks like an M-16 with the important parts shaved off.
May 11th, 2017 at 12:33 pm
@Tag Wizard: I think we need that USA! USA! tag here.
May 11th, 2017 at 1:43 pm
Random BAEN centaur thoughts –
If I was centaur and wanted a full body tattoo, I wonder how much the hair electrolysis would cost.
Does Trojan make condoms for centaurs?
Do centaurs employ grooms?
Can a centaur become an airline stewardess?
May 11th, 2017 at 1:50 pm
I’m imagining that *ELFCON USA* is her tramp stamp. I just can’t decide if it’s on the horse part or the human part.
May 11th, 2017 at 1:56 pm
@JuanPaul: that sounds DANGEROUSLY close to a pick-up line. 😀
May 11th, 2017 at 2:39 pm
@JP @DSWBT – More like a giddy-up line.
May 11th, 2017 at 3:36 pm
So, according to the Equestrian Hoof Code “if the horse is rearing (both front legs in the air), the rider died in battle; one front leg up means the rider was wounded in battle or died of battle wounds; and if all four hooves are on the ground, the rider died outside battle.”
The official code for this position here means “I’m hot to trot.”
May 11th, 2017 at 3:51 pm
She’s anybody’s for a sugar cube.
May 11th, 2017 at 4:10 pm
@Biblio @DSWBT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
May 11th, 2017 at 5:48 pm
Is this book a western with centaurs, or something? Because that’s the vibes I’m picking up from this cover. Also, is that supposed to be a sawed-off shotgun she’s holding? It looks a little small.
May 11th, 2017 at 5:52 pm
@ Dead Stuff (#3): damn you for seeing this five hours before me! “Crap M16” was one of my first thoughts about this cover.
May 11th, 2017 at 5:59 pm
@ Anna T: the barrel resembles the barrel of an M16 assault rifle (try google images), but a little small. Good luck firing one of those with just a pistol grip, and no magazine.
Do we need a tag for poorly drawn guns?
May 11th, 2017 at 9:54 pm
The Otherkin are marching on Washington, and they’re armed!
(Too Soon??)
May 11th, 2017 at 9:54 pm
Maybe it’s not that she’s running around with no trousers. Maybe she’s wearing a ridiculously short skirt.
May 11th, 2017 at 9:57 pm
[Sings]
I’m a poor lonesome centaur
and a long way from home
Just a poor lonesome centaur
with a long long way to go
To the gathering called Elfcon
With a brand new gun to show…
May 11th, 2017 at 10:04 pm
America, take a gander at your next President.
(In eight years’ time we’re gonna say to each other, “Remember when we thought it couldn’t possibly get worse than Donald Trump? Pass the iodine tablets!”)
May 11th, 2017 at 10:04 pm
Ah, it’s been too long since we had BAEN! pew pew
It’s the usual mish-mash of confused stuff — centauress, random big gun of no known model, what does the centaur have to do with an ElfCon, what does any of it have to do with the Capitol?
Wouldn’t the Capitol Police frown on having a big gun right outside there? Wouldn’t they ask “what’s with the centaur?”
Why is it all so beige (I ask for the second time this week), when she’s standing on the Capitol Mall, which is grass?
May 11th, 2017 at 10:08 pm
Meanwhile, in The Mermaid Conspiracy:
Mermen are coming to take our wimmen!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X1F1MD8
Marvel at the cover art, and snicker at the blurb.
May 11th, 2017 at 10:14 pm
Imperius Sex!
(Well, you said “Marvel”… ;-P)
May 11th, 2017 at 10:33 pm
Homo mermanus! Watch out for Namor!
(and thanks for picking up the cue)
May 11th, 2017 at 11:51 pm
I’m giving this book four stars…you can figure out for yourselves why.
Something is seriously wrong with her left mammary. I would’ve noticed a while ago, but I was making eye contact with her the whole time.
May 12th, 2017 at 3:25 am
@DSWBT I’ve studied it for quite some time now and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her left mammary. It’s probably and optical illusion. Maybe you should take another look. I think I’ll check again, just in case I missed something
May 12th, 2017 at 3:38 am
I’ll tell ya, these fringe political parties are getting weirder and weirder
May 13th, 2017 at 12:52 am
Her mammaries look all right to me, although the left one’s higher and thus her strapless push-up bra isn’t fitted well.
Frankly, as a person of some mammary endowment (less than her), I think she ought to be wearing a sports bra, because the jiggling when she gallops is going to be painful and awkward. Maybe she’s got a magic spell to hold them still.
I also wonder, do baby centaurs nurse from the human boobies, the horse nipples, or both? I’d never considered that before. Thanks, Baen.
May 13th, 2017 at 1:17 am
*explode-o-paturation!*
May 18th, 2017 at 6:54 pm
@GSS ex-noob …..some very thought-provoking observations.
May 18th, 2017 at 7:50 pm
@GSS ex-noob—we may have to change your name to “GSS ex-boob” if you keep delving deeply into this profound and protuberant topic. Provoking indeed.
May 19th, 2017 at 12:09 am
This is how Sarah Palin sees herself.
May 19th, 2017 at 12:50 am
@JP: that implies she is given to/capable of self-reflection…
May 19th, 2017 at 10:11 pm
@B.C.: I didn’t want to be the only one stuck with these horrifying thoughts. Sorry.
May 20th, 2017 at 4:17 am
@Gss ex-noob—that’s the GSS spirit! We share the wealth. I still see Narwals upon the parapets on a regular basis.
May 20th, 2017 at 10:25 pm
Goodness, I wonder what a centaur does if her name is Frau Blücher?
May 21st, 2017 at 3:38 am
Dies of exhaustion and/or falling over?
June 2nd, 2017 at 5:37 pm
Wait wait wait wait wait!
I know where this cover is set!
FOGGY BOTTOM!
And, that’s ME for the win. Have a great weekend, all!