Aug 14
Click to embiggen power armour
Bibliomancer Comments: Power suit! Ass itches! Can’t scratch! AAARRRRGGHHH!!!!
Published 2016
Click to embiggen power armour
Bibliomancer Comments: Power suit! Ass itches! Can’t scratch! AAARRRRGGHHH!!!!
Published 2016
August 14th, 2017 at 12:10 pm
“These gloves don’t match! I AM FURIOUS WITH THIS PRODUCT! ONE STAR!”
August 14th, 2017 at 12:41 pm
Why does he have a children’s water slide dangling from underneath his belly armor?
August 14th, 2017 at 1:41 pm
Mom bought it two sizes too big. Said he would grow into it.
August 14th, 2017 at 2:09 pm
Old Yeller
August 14th, 2017 at 2:49 pm
Wait a mo. That’s a Horus Heresy novel. Doesn’t Warhammer 40K series violate GSS protocol?
August 14th, 2017 at 2:59 pm
Of course there’s no need for a helmet – obviously no opponent is going to aim for the head, that would be ungentlemany.
August 14th, 2017 at 4:52 pm
This seems like a pretty up-market cover for a Warhammer 40K novelization.
August 14th, 2017 at 4:53 pm
Of course I have friends who drop $1000s on 40K models so maybe the publishers just know their audience has money to burn.
August 14th, 2017 at 6:05 pm
@Tom: “laughter of thirsting gods” indeed…
August 14th, 2017 at 6:09 pm
@DSWBT – It doesn’t actually say “Warhammer” on the cover.
So I guess I slipped one past the goalie!
August 14th, 2017 at 6:23 pm
That font is far, far too sophisticated for this cover. And the capitalization of the tagline just bugs me. “The dying of the light” – with no punctuation, even. Grrr.
August 14th, 2017 at 8:33 pm
@Anna T: rage, rage against the quoting lacking type. 😉
August 14th, 2017 at 10:47 pm
The big fist is for wreckin’, the little hand is for lovin’.
August 15th, 2017 at 1:32 am
He doesn’t have a manly scar down the side of his face, does he???
August 15th, 2017 at 4:04 am
Thank god the armored exoskeleton has a loincloth!
August 15th, 2017 at 5:03 am
I’m not seeing a lighthouse anywhere, contrary to title and blurb.
@Anna T: agreed, the font is way too classy for the illustration.
@Tom Noir: Had to have a loincloth; the armor suit probably has metal, er, spheres, like the new Transformers.
Or maybe it doesn’t, which adds to his anger?
August 15th, 2017 at 10:18 am
I’m not seeing his jewel encrusted dagger anywhere ?
Is it under his loincloth,perhaps.`
August 15th, 2017 at 7:38 pm
KHAAAAANN!!!
(Somebody had to say it…)
August 15th, 2017 at 11:55 pm
@MisterBob: Everything else is, including the fauceted scarlet emerald.
August 16th, 2017 at 1:38 pm
If that overlong loincloth gets stuck in the ground — or he simply steps on it — that “fearsome warrior” is going to fall flat on his face.
August 23rd, 2017 at 3:14 pm
Isn’t that Chunk from the Goonies?
August 23rd, 2017 at 3:32 pm
@A-S: Forget the power of the truffle shuffle, for Jeff Cohen has passed the bar in California.
August 23rd, 2017 at 3:51 pm
@DSWBT….is that his “power suit” that he wears to work nowadays?
August 23rd, 2017 at 4:33 pm
@A-S: yes it is…he got it from Crown Prince Haakon back when they were at Berkeley together.