Dec 12
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – The Small Assassin Special!
Ms Ann Thrope Comments: The hazard of sliding glass doors.
Good Show Sir Comments: “Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.”
Published 1970, 1976
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Tagged with: balls • blob of awesomeness • broken glass • disembodied hand • dude • evil children • HarperCollins Books • New English Library • ocean • Ray Bradbury • stairway to heaven • starkers • strange creature • two-fer • Unknown Artist Institute • yoda
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December 12th, 2017 at 12:39 pm
#1 Dude, if it’s that small, don’t name it.
#2 everyone stop stairing at me!!!
(Actually, I like cover #1)
December 12th, 2017 at 12:56 pm
#1 “…and after what he did to the stained glass window, he was banned from Midnight Mass…”
#2 Isn’t this the cover to Hairway to Steven?
December 12th, 2017 at 1:36 pm
#1: Here we see the results from an artist who only attended the “How to Draw Hands and Feet” class at the Unknown Artist’s Institute.
#2: “Haunting Tales of Horror”? Well, yes, that is one horrible-looking baby.
December 12th, 2017 at 2:27 pm
1) With apologies to Black Oak Arkansas and Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert – ‘Rock Candy to the rescue!’.
2) When Porgs go bad.
December 12th, 2017 at 2:49 pm
PS to # 2: Not only is that baby ugly, he’s Smirky as well.
December 12th, 2017 at 5:13 pm
#2. The baby must be a step child.
December 12th, 2017 at 5:16 pm
The blue stuff is the genuine Heisenberg product. The other colours are cheap imitations. Not that matters. Whatever colour you choose, you’ll still end up looking like Mr Cover Guy. Oddly enough, in 1970, this was a selling point.
December 12th, 2017 at 5:16 pm
Unknown Artist for #1 is Richard Clifton-Dey. #2 looks like a collage of the kind we made when the proper art teacher was off sick.
December 12th, 2017 at 6:27 pm
#2. Ladies and gentlemen — Step an’ Wolf!
December 13th, 2017 at 12:15 am
IIRC, the baby is a murderer!
December 13th, 2017 at 3:57 am
I’m loving that “blob of awesomeness” is a tag.
1. What’s up with his shoulder? Guess it doesn’t matter since the shattered stained glass windows are about to come at him. What’s with the inflatable chain over his, er, small assassin? I probably don’t want to know.
2. Baby’s climbing the stairway to Yoda. Or Yoda’s furrier cousin.
Did baby already assassinate someone and bury them over on the right, leaving one hand sticking out? Scary sandcastle.
@BC: Baby is definitely Smirky McSmug.
@Tor (6,12): hee hee!
December 16th, 2017 at 7:12 pm
1. Person having vaguely orgasmic experience while being assaulted by colourful crystals. The glowing orb probably has something to do with it.
2. Sadly, the “furry Yoda” crack has already been made, by @GSS ex-noob. In answer to their question, it’s probably Yoda’s evil, furry cousin and/or doppelganger.
December 16th, 2017 at 10:26 pm
@Anna: The Yoda joke is in the post itself. However, we could postulate it was Yoda’s cousin who went all Dark Side and became furry as a side effect of eeeevil. Then he began teaching babies how to become assassins, which is pretty darn eeevil.
As regards #1, the glowing orb is probably some futuristic “marital aid”. With crystal power.