May 03
Click for larger imageTor Mented Comments: I’m not sure if this horror anthology ought to have a “snake person” tag or just an “anatomical issues” tag.
Or Neither! It’s a cat lady! — Tag Wizard
Published 1997
(Average: 6.43 out of 10)
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Tor Mented Comments: I’m not sure if this horror anthology ought to have a “snake person” tag or just an “anatomical issues” tag.
Or Neither! It’s a cat lady! — Tag Wizard
Published 1997
(Average: 6.43 out of 10)Loading...
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May 3rd, 2018 at 10:32 am
8 out of 10 owners said their Nastassja Kinskis preferred it.
May 3rd, 2018 at 11:21 am
Me? Ow!
May 3rd, 2018 at 12:44 pm
No, you cannot touch your tounge to your elbow. Unless you have anatomical issues.
May 3rd, 2018 at 1:47 pm
@JuanPaul. No, you cannot touch your tongue to your elbow. Who knows what the cat-lady can do? Even if her human upper half lacks feline flexibility, she looks like a catlady who is going to keep trying until she can do it regardless.
May 3rd, 2018 at 2:42 pm
This cover would be better viewed through anaglyph 3-D glasses. It would be best viewed through a completely opaque blindfold.
May 3rd, 2018 at 3:30 pm
THE HOT POT SERIES
Kiss and Kiln
The original erotic horror anthology set in a high school ceramics class!
May 3rd, 2018 at 3:50 pm
I have a sudden hankering for one of those ‘Fruit Salad’ penny chews from the 70s.
May 3rd, 2018 at 3:54 pm
Thanks to B. Kliban I can tell this is a cat people and not a meatloaf.
http://www.gocomics.com/klibans-cats/2013/06/27
May 3rd, 2018 at 5:01 pm
@JuanPaul, @RachelJ: She’s not even touching her tongue to her elbow, she’s touching it to her lower arm – a pose which is anatomically doable for a non-contortionist or catperson.
She must think she tastes delicious – but WTF is going on with her lower body? It looks like she doesn’t have legs!
May 3rd, 2018 at 5:19 pm
If the un-stickered image is at all accurate, she’ll have real trouble walking as either a biped or quadruped.
Presumably somewhere out there is a creature with the lower limbs of a pole-dancer and the head and fore-legs of Bagpuss.
May 3rd, 2018 at 6:01 pm
I Am Woman, Hear Me Purr
May 3rd, 2018 at 6:37 pm
The film version would have starred Tawny Kitaen.
May 3rd, 2018 at 8:56 pm
I just hope she’s not a crazy cat lady, but I guess just looking at that cover the chances are rather slim?
May 3rd, 2018 at 9:23 pm
🎶🎶What’s new pussycat whoa oh
What’s new pussycat whoa oh
Pussycat, pussycat, on the cover
You’ve got a lover who’s watching you
So go and lick yourself right on your pussycat arm
Pussycat, pussycat, that’s the charm
Although you can’t lick your elbow
And you have hideous feet
And bright shiny terrifying claws
What’s new pussycat whoa oh
What’s new pussycat whoa oh🎵🎵🎶
May 4th, 2018 at 11:55 pm
Why is she licking the non-furry part? That’s not gonna work on her skin or head hair.
How terrifying or sexy can she be when she’s licking herself and coughing up hairballs?
(I may be influenced here by the moggie on my lap and a lifelong acquaintance with the species.)
Regardless of the pointy claws, she’s not going to be too dangerous without any hind limbs, or hard to get away from with her walking on her hands.
This thing is a horrific freak of nature and an offense against God that ought to be… er… sent to a farm upstate. Yes.
@fred: bravo.
@BC: also bravo.
May 7th, 2018 at 7:34 am
Meanwhile…
Piers Anthony co-wrote a YA book (rut-roh) about a girl and her dolphin (double rut-roh).
And you may say “Ex-noob, I bet it has a dumbass punny title and bad reviews.”
https://www.amazon.com/Dolfin-Tayle-J-R-Rain-ebook/dp/B00FIW4C7M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
May 7th, 2018 at 1:53 pm
@GSS ex-noob. “Dolfin Tayle”. I see. A dyslexia sufferer and her dolphin, perhaps?
Still not as bad as “Mercycle”, though.
May 8th, 2018 at 8:29 am
@RachelJ: Although it’s two misspelled ordinary words, which is pretty bad. But the cover isn’t GSS-worthy, so… yay?
September 11th, 2019 at 12:34 pm
So this is a book about menopausal “hot flashes” then?
I’m so glad that more SF deals with real-life women’s issues.