So if the only law is “survive at any cost” that seems simple enough to grasp, but maybe not so for an idiot werewolf pointing a rifle at either his gas tank or his driving arm.
I saw werewolf with a homemade crossbow on his arm
Riding ‘cross the streets of LA in the dark
He was looking for the place called Sun Non Dang
But there wasn’t any safe place left to park
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
You hear him idling around your kitchen door
You better not give him gas
Little nice mutant got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of False Dawn, I guess
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo, huh
He’s the hairy handed gent who ran red lights in Kent
Lately he’s been tailgating in Mayfair
You better stay away from him, he’ll steal your Twinkies, Jim
Huh, I’d like to meet his author
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
Well, I saw Chase Yarbro talking to herself
Cursing the artist doin’ the cover
I saw Chase Quinn Yarbro yelling at Gary Friedman
Why is there a werewolf on the cover?
I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a Pepsi at the Exxon at Beverly and Western
Rehearsing lines for his audition
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Hey draw blood
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
I’d heard about threatening uber drivers, but didn’t realise it was anything beyond scaremongering until a werewolf with a shotgun turned up as my lift…
So the first time this screen loaded up, I got the entire page (pix and all) in the ever popular “Seizure Sans” font we’ve seen here many times. Somehow appropriate, but for ease of reading, I closed the tab and opened a new one. The art is no worse, BTW.
@JJYoyo: Fabulous! A hearty GSS!
I *have* met the author, and am fairly sure she didn’t have any approval over this art.
@Tor, Bruce: More GSS!
🎶a-roo, werewolves with shotguns 🐺🏍️🎵
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September 3rd, 2019 at 9:33 am
RIP Peter Fonda. He’s with the, er, werewolves now.
September 3rd, 2019 at 10:27 am
So false dawns sort of cut off abruptly halfway across the sky?
Was the color originally red and the cover has faded with time? It looks like the werewolf really enjoyed his strawberry milkshake.
September 3rd, 2019 at 12:33 pm
He’s taking on the wasteland with a Daisy™ pump action BB gun.
September 3rd, 2019 at 12:45 pm
When the real Dawn catches up with Chelsea there will be hell to pay.
September 3rd, 2019 at 2:00 pm
I assume this glows in the dark. and you can lick it for some ‘extra’ effects.
September 3rd, 2019 at 3:01 pm
@FB I just hope it isn’t scratch and sniff.
September 3rd, 2019 at 3:05 pm
Nothing pisses a werewolf more than a false dawn. Or a fake full moon. Or a rifle loaded with silver bullets.
September 3rd, 2019 at 3:51 pm
Our good friend Joachim Boaz at SF Ruminations has previously reviewed this book. Check it out.
https://sciencefictionruminations.com/2014/07/26/book-review-false-dawn-chelsea-quinn-yarbro-1978/
September 3rd, 2019 at 6:14 pm
Did he savage something with glow-in-the-dark blood or what?
September 3rd, 2019 at 6:47 pm
@Tweet Jane: good show, but it doesn’t say what the wolfman has to do with it. Does this mean I have to watch Werewolves on Wheels again?
September 3rd, 2019 at 6:52 pm
This reminds me of a joke from Mystery Science Theater 3000: “An American Werewolf in Traffic.”
September 3rd, 2019 at 8:27 pm
So if the only law is “survive at any cost” that seems simple enough to grasp, but maybe not so for an idiot werewolf pointing a rifle at either his gas tank or his driving arm.
September 3rd, 2019 at 8:41 pm
I’m hearin’ Steppenwolf Born to be Wild. Anyone else?
September 4th, 2019 at 2:04 am
GSS to the mouseover text.
@JP: It is a Daisy!
Not going to be of much use in the world described in the review @Tweet Jane linked. And is that dawg in the book? He sure isn’t a main character.
@Raoul: Me too. What else could be playing?
September 4th, 2019 at 7:18 am
When Furries go postal.
September 4th, 2019 at 7:19 am
It was the ticks, those goddamn ticks, that finally pushed Rover over the edge.
September 5th, 2019 at 1:40 am
Watch where you leave your motorcycle, you might get a barking ticket.
September 5th, 2019 at 8:44 pm
It looks like one of those billboards that reads “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”
September 9th, 2019 at 10:50 pm
“In a brutal and wasted (1), there was only one (2) – (3) at any cost.”
(1)
a) world
b) White House
c) Blue Oyster Leather Bar & Dance Club
d) cosplay convention
(2)
a) law
b) fib
c) Facebook password
d) remaining principle to defile
(3)
a) survival
b) bribes
c) Russian collusion
d) Zumba
March 3rd, 2024 at 4:22 am
I saw werewolf with a homemade crossbow on his arm
Riding ‘cross the streets of LA in the dark
He was looking for the place called Sun Non Dang
But there wasn’t any safe place left to park
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
You hear him idling around your kitchen door
You better not give him gas
Little nice mutant got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of False Dawn, I guess
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo, huh
He’s the hairy handed gent who ran red lights in Kent
Lately he’s been tailgating in Mayfair
You better stay away from him, he’ll steal your Twinkies, Jim
Huh, I’d like to meet his author
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Ah-hoo
Well, I saw Chase Yarbro talking to herself
Cursing the artist doin’ the cover
I saw Chase Quinn Yarbro yelling at Gary Friedman
Why is there a werewolf on the cover?
I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a Pepsi at the Exxon at Beverly and Western
Rehearsing lines for his audition
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
Hey draw blood
Ah-hoo, werewolves of False Dawn
March 3rd, 2024 at 2:29 pm
I’d heard about threatening uber drivers, but didn’t realise it was anything beyond scaremongering until a werewolf with a shotgun turned up as my lift…
March 3rd, 2024 at 3:03 pm
@JJYoyo: GSS!
March 3rd, 2024 at 10:22 pm
@JJYoyo: GSS indeed!
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March 4th, 2024 at 2:52 am
@Tor Mented: which in turn becomes a 13 volume alternate history series by Harry Turtledove.
March 4th, 2024 at 3:50 am
So the first time this screen loaded up, I got the entire page (pix and all) in the ever popular “Seizure Sans” font we’ve seen here many times. Somehow appropriate, but for ease of reading, I closed the tab and opened a new one. The art is no worse, BTW.
@JJYoyo: Fabulous! A hearty GSS!
I *have* met the author, and am fairly sure she didn’t have any approval over this art.
@Tor, Bruce: More GSS!
🎶a-roo, werewolves with shotguns 🐺🏍️🎵