Feb 17

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Baba O’Reilly Comments: “Have they not finished spray-painting my dildo palace yet?”

Published 1950

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.33 out of 10)

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18 Responses to “Fury”

  1. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Emperor Bezos the First oversees the building of his imperial palace in the Amazonian Dome on Mars.

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    So. . .Bezos defeated Musk with the awesome power of his nipple sprays.

  3. fred Says:

    Are they related to scuba diving pirate monkeys?

  4. THX 1139 Says:

    “Guys! Guys! You know how we had the show with everything but Yul Brynner? GUESS WHO’S HERE?!!!”

  5. Ray P Says:

    Having the palace made from ice-cream was a mistake, it transpired.

  6. Bruce A Munro Says:

    TFW you attack your enemy’s castle and it turns out nobody’s home.

  7. JuanPaul Says:

    I think the word they were looking for is “rave” not “fury”.

    And THX…brilliant 😁

  8. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @ 1, 2: GSS! The rest of us are redundant today. (Won’t stop us from nattering on)

  9. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @AR Yngve, @Francis Boyle: just goes to show how out of date I am. You two go to the modern-day, real-world bald evil billionaire tech-lord, while I just think “Lex Luthor.” [1]

    [1] Lex Luthor spent some time trying to find himself before becoming Superman’s arch-enemy. His “fish-themed science pirates” phase was a short one, due to a realization he couldn’t make himself wear the conch hat..

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Why are we hosing this side of the building? There isn’t a single window on this side!”

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    What do you think is on that little screen in front of Lex? I think it might be a portrait of him with hair, which he uses as a motivational tool to maintain a state of Fury as he wreaks vengeance on his hirsute enemies.

  12. Bibliomancer Says:

    This must be a novelization of the “Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos” comic book series.

  13. Tweet Jane Says:

    Kari S. Nealon, over at our Facebook hellhole, comments:

    “It looks like Patrick Stewart shooting fire out of his nipples”

    Good Show Sir!, or ma’am.

  14. Ryan Says:

    @THX 1139 – The city REALLY didn’t know what the city was getting.

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: wrong colors for Lex. *

    @BC: You say Lex with hair, I say a young Obi-Wan.

    *I must say, Jon Cryer is doing a bang-up job as Lex on “Supergirl”.

  16. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSS: he didn’t always wear green and purple. [1] And while Cryer has come a long way since he played Lex Luthor’s nephew, he still is less Luthor-like than Bezos: I really don’t like the beard.Last time he had a beard and hung out with Supergirl, it did not go well. [2]

    [1] Always thinking.


  17. Tat Wood Says:

    If that IS Bezos, it makes a change from greenwashing. Has he been near Plymouth Rock lately?

  18. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: I am still waiting for an offhand reference to Lex stealing 40 cakes.

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