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Click for larger imageJuanPaul Comments: Just feed the darn dog already.
Published 1986
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JuanPaul Comments: Just feed the darn dog already.
Published 1986
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March 18th, 2020 at 9:24 am
He thinks the sun shines out of her arse but he’s just got his fetishes horribly confused.
Wikipedia tell me that the next book in the series is Three Trumps Sounding. From silly fantasy to grim near future dystopia is a pretty big tonal shift don’t you think?
March 18th, 2020 at 10:03 am
The Twilight of Bob Carolgees.
March 18th, 2020 at 10:15 am
The trouble with playing ‘Mousetrap’ is by the time it’s all set up everyone’s already a bit bored.
March 18th, 2020 at 11:40 am
Q: What does it mean that a land is “dark with magic”?
A: It means the magical albedo of the land increases, absorbing heat, causing a Magical Greenhouse Effect. Only a magical Greta Thunberg can save the land.
March 18th, 2020 at 11:41 am
“Ye gods, woman – what are you doing in my fondue??”
March 18th, 2020 at 12:40 pm
Who doesn’t like to read quest stories, especially terrible quest stories.
March 18th, 2020 at 1:03 pm
@THX: that must be Schmidt the Dog.
@Bibliomancer: it starts off terrible but it’s a groa.
I’ll get me coat.
March 18th, 2020 at 1:14 pm
Some youthful miscreant went and put graffiti all over that nice piece of lawn sculpture.
March 18th, 2020 at 1:19 pm
“OK, how much for the butterscotch Angel Delight?”
March 18th, 2020 at 1:21 pm
@Tat – It’s the other. Aye.
March 18th, 2020 at 2:26 pm
@Tat Wood: ‘Groa(n)’
Alright, I’ll get my coat too.
March 18th, 2020 at 7:21 pm
@ARY—It’s such a badly written sentence. It could be the the hero is terribly questing with magic in a dark land, though who cares really? The whole thing could be spruced up with some repunctuation:
“A Hero’s Terrible Quest in a Dark Land, with Magic!”
March 18th, 2020 at 7:24 pm
Despite myself, those puns are a groa-in on me. GSS!
March 18th, 2020 at 8:12 pm
The toilets in some countries are enough to put you off traveling.
March 18th, 2020 at 9:06 pm
Are there more words in the text than on the cover?
Why is the title of this volume harder to read than the overall one? Because it’s stupid?
And where IS Groa’s other eye? On yesterday’s cover?
Are they lighting things on fire because the magic’s made everything dark? I hope that’s not fire under the damsel. Coming to or going from, either is bad news for her undercarriage.
Was going to @ individually, but everyone is in great form today. Good Show, All!
Especial GSS to @Francis and @Tor.
(Nobody get your coat and leave. Stay inside. Although I’ve realized that sitting on our back porch would be perfectly safe, and will do when it’s not raining. Maybe shout across the fence at the neighbors on theirs.)
March 18th, 2020 at 9:25 pm
Don’t be so hard on yourself, Schmidt! It’s not _that_ terrible!
The sacred well of Mountain Dew.
“You know, I just asked for a drink. You don’t have to make a whole bloody production out of it, and you certainly didn’t have to go _swimming_. The well has a bucket, after all.”
March 18th, 2020 at 10:36 pm
Can I amend my previous comment to ‘I’ll get me Hazmat suit’?
March 19th, 2020 at 6:03 am
“I’ll get me robe… and go into the other room.”
March 19th, 2020 at 3:01 pm
Now everyone’s doing it https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-51953309/coronavirus-trudeau-grabs-coat-during-live-press-briefing
March 19th, 2020 at 5:25 pm
@TatW—”Nice and sunny, but a little brisk.” Sounds like GSS!
March 19th, 2020 at 7:17 pm
@Tat: Where GSS leads, Canada, for some strange and unknowable reason, follows.
March 19th, 2020 at 9:07 pm
@Vlttp: GSS!
Perhaps because we have them hemmed in, being largely split between Americans and Brits. The poor dears have no choice.
You lot are providing a daily dose of humo(u)r and wit that is sorely needed as we all become Mole People.