Apr 15
Click for larger imageJuanPaul Comments: Suburban space men take their pressure washing very seriously.
Published 1988
(Average: 6.60 out of 10)
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JuanPaul Comments: Suburban space men take their pressure washing very seriously.
Published 1988
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April 15th, 2020 at 11:03 am
Ah, the book that inspired you know what.
April 15th, 2020 at 12:28 pm
“I wonder if you… gngh… have a smaller… hurgh… design?”
April 15th, 2020 at 12:41 pm
“Overcompensating? Whaddya mean ‘overcompensating’??”
April 15th, 2020 at 12:43 pm
I don’t know what he uses to keep that itchy crotch from driving him insane, but I hope it’s non-prescription.
April 15th, 2020 at 2:06 pm
A 10 million quatloo weapon with a .00001 quatloo aiming system. Good luck with that.
April 15th, 2020 at 3:02 pm
Art Direction: What do you mean you can’t fit a bigger gun on the cover? PIVOT!
April 15th, 2020 at 4:17 pm
In Lasertown, it’s always about keeping up with the Joneses …laser.
@fred: well, it’s a giant laser, presumably, so I guess he can aim it like a laser pointer? (Massive collateral damage, you say? That’s a feature, not a bug.)
April 15th, 2020 at 5:06 pm
He had a laser the size of a sequoia. But could he hit the broad side of a barn?
April 15th, 2020 at 5:23 pm
@fred—You’d think a 10 million quatloo laser rifle might have something more sophisticated than a bolt-action slide for loading.
April 15th, 2020 at 5:52 pm
It’s a laser. Why is there smoke coming out of the barrel?
April 15th, 2020 at 7:45 pm
He needs to be cautious when standing up, as the top angle of his greaves will pinch off his kneecaps when those thigh-protectors get around to the vertical.
Also, who here likes that enormous ring sight on the top of his laser rifle? Super-accuracy, ahoy!
April 15th, 2020 at 10:20 pm
@Tat Wood: good question. Perhaps we’re misinterpreting and that’s actually a giant laser-themed bong.
April 15th, 2020 at 10:33 pm
But where’s Sportacus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDz8ObTogQ
April 16th, 2020 at 1:09 am
First thought: None more 80s. The top font alone.
Helmet’s too big, gun’s too big, crotch armor and general lower body armor’s too small. You’d think the Emperor’s Guard would have better equipment.
I see many others have commented on the sheer implausibility of that supposed laser gun.
I’d like to throw in a “too-close moon” observation.
@Tat: did you know multiple Hugo winner Mary Robinette Kowal was one of the puppeteers on that show?
April 16th, 2020 at 4:13 am
@Tat Wood: would that make the traitor mentioned on the cover Robbie Rotten?
@GSS ex-noob: perhaps there’s big 80s hair under the big helmet.
April 17th, 2020 at 6:49 am
@Bruce: that would explain the helmet size. The front and sides are regulation, but maybe he’s got a mullet-fro in the back. Or maybe the person (or puppet) he got the helmet from had big 80s hair.
That villain’s name just always reminds me of cheap gasoline.