Apr 28

Oh no! Lone Wolf chose to get humped..Click for larger image

Ryan Comments: Choose your own osteoporosis medications!

Published 1993

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.88 out of 10)

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17 Responses to “The Caverns of Kalte”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    That’s the way to do it! Naughty, naughty!

  2. fred Says:

    For starters, it beats the hell out of anybody’s Richard III.

  3. JuanPaul Says:

    If he lives in a cavern, how does he keep his whites so white?

  4. Tor Mented Says:

    Is that a bone in his pocket … or is he just happy to see us?

  5. Tor Mented Says:

    Frau Bl├╝cher!

  6. Tor Mented Says:

    It looks like that hump is ready to pop.

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    Is that cavern wall decorated with octopus suckers?

  8. Francis Boyle Says:


    Well, it’s nice to finally get a glimpse of Igor’s, er, more flamboyant side.

  9. THX 1139 Says:

    @Biblio: The alternative is too horrible to contemplate.

    Igor, help me with the bags.

  10. Raoul Says:

    @THX – Do you mean …

    “Why am I surrounded by all of these assholes!”

  11. Tor Mented Says:

    Maybe it’s an orifice building.

  12. THX 1139 Says:

    @Raoul: Maybe this was originally designed for a Kurt Vonnegut cover?

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Artist spent so much time painting the disquieting fancy ceiling that there wasn’t time to finish the floor and Igor. Generic Fantasy Mist to the rescue!

  14. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I thought they were spare humps.

  15. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “Pay no attention to the giant one-eyed octopus behind my hump!”

  16. Hammy Says:

    Geez, for a minute I thought he had his head on his back and his arms wrong way ’round.

    It’s almost a relief to see that he’s a hunchback….

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Teenage audiences were mad about hunchbacks in the early Nineties. You couldn’t throw a rock without hitting a movie or comic book with a hunchback hero.

    (Or was it grunge rock they were mad about…?)

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