Nov 10

Bone-nado!Click for larger image

Maureen’s Art Direction: “Nobody knows this guy. Make Greenwood’s name invisible. And use up that blue paint that’s been lying around.”

Published 2002

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.33 out of 10)

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8 Responses to “The Vacant Throne”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Skeletor relaxes at home.

  2. fred Says:

    I’m only eight books into a first read of Discworld. Is this a rejected cover from one of the future ones? It’s giving me that kind of silly/serious vibe. Leaning greatly toward the silly side, though.

  3. Tat Wood Says:

    I’m getting a distinct Earthworm Jim vibe.

  4. Ryan Says:

    Heart’s new comeback hit, “How Can I Get You a Bone”

  5. Francis Boyle Says:

    Today’s cover coming to you live from the oval office.

  6. B. Chiclitz Says:

    This cover provokes a vacant stare.

  7. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Latest Chuck Tingle book: “Boned in the ass by a Lich Necromancer.”

  8. GSS ex-noob Says:

    What’s “A n and of F Novel”? Cuz that’s what I’m seeing up right.

    So all the paint they had was a LOT of blue, some black, and the title department only had one font in orange. They weren’t so flush with the cash in Tor’s earlier days.

    What’s holding up *squints* the damsel? And what’s holding up her cleavage, or is she storing grapefruit in there?

    @THX: GSS!

    @Bruce: Very GSS! Someone with Twitter (i.e. not me) should pass that along to him.

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