Jan 21
JuanPaul Comments: Earth wanted to know why so they sent their two most boring scientists. Buckle up, it’s going to be a thrill ride.
Published 1972
JuanPaul Comments: Earth wanted to know why so they sent their two most boring scientists. Buckle up, it’s going to be a thrill ride.
Published 1972
January 21st, 2021 at 9:18 am
Why? Well, duh, red shirts.
(Probably hugged to death by giant unicorn apes.)
January 21st, 2021 at 9:44 am
Eurgh, mate, you’re cleaning that up yourself.
January 21st, 2021 at 10:48 am
Donny and Marie are never boring. They’re hep to the beat on the street and always bring their A game. I hope Paul Lynde is the comic relief Space Marine guard.
January 21st, 2021 at 1:40 pm
They’ve grown silent? That’s what you get when you send teenagers.
January 21st, 2021 at 2:15 pm
Q: What’s a “prize space colony”?
A: You can win it in a Nigerian State Lottery, or so it says in this email I received.
January 21st, 2021 at 2:28 pm
Worst. Space toilet. Ever.
January 21st, 2021 at 9:25 pm
Little green man sings:
“I’ve got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret
Or make me frown
I had strings
But now I’m free
There are no strings on me”
It’s probably a booby prize.
If you lean back and squint your eyes, it looks like a muppet face.
January 22nd, 2021 at 5:01 am
‘I said “Heartstrings”, not…’
January 22nd, 2021 at 5:46 am
Needs “weird pecs” to accompany the manssiere.
January 22nd, 2021 at 6:40 am
@fred: When do the ice skaters arrive? Before or after “Little Bit Country/Rock and Roll”?
@BC: yes it does.
Maybe they’ve gone silent because they’re embarrassed about turning green and growing moobs?
January 24th, 2021 at 9:21 pm
The scientists look like an old married couple who don’t talk any more.