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Jan 21

Needs manssiereClick for larger image

JuanPaul Comments: Earth wanted to know why so they sent their two most boring scientists. Buckle up, it’s going to be a thrill ride.

Published 1972

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.33 out of 10)
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11 Responses to “Earthstrings”

  1. Francis Boyle Says:

    Why? Well, duh, red shirts.

    (Probably hugged to death by giant unicorn apes.)

  2. THX 1139 Says:

    Eurgh, mate, you’re cleaning that up yourself.

  3. fred Says:

    Donny and Marie are never boring. They’re hep to the beat on the street and always bring their A game. I hope Paul Lynde is the comic relief Space Marine guard.

  4. Tor Mented Says:

    They’ve grown silent? That’s what you get when you send teenagers.

  5. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Q: What’s a “prize space colony”?

    A: You can win it in a Nigerian State Lottery, or so it says in this email I received.

  6. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Worst. Space toilet. Ever.

  7. Bruce Munro Says:

    Little green man sings:
    “I’ve got no strings
    To hold me down
    To make me fret
    Or make me frown
    I had strings
    But now I’m free
    There are no strings on me”

    It’s probably a booby prize.

    If you lean back and squint your eyes, it looks like a muppet face.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    ‘I said “Heartstrings”, not…’

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Needs “weird pecs” to accompany the manssiere.

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @fred: When do the ice skaters arrive? Before or after “Little Bit Country/Rock and Roll”?

    @BC: yes it does.

    Maybe they’ve gone silent because they’re embarrassed about turning green and growing moobs?

  11. Tracy Says:

    The scientists look like an old married couple who don’t talk any more.

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