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Mar 31

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Raoul Comments: He’s done turning the other cheek.

Published 1980

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.57 out of 10)
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21 Responses to “Kid Jésus”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Looks like the Raelians are muscling in on the Scientologists’ act.

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    Or as he said: “I came here to turn the other cheek and kick ass and I’m all outa cheeks.”

  3. fred Says:

    Just before he saves the day, Kirk sees the solution to this dilemma and cheekily remarks ‘No crotch pads.’.

  4. Griz Says:

    Art Director: Get me the guy that illustrated Planet of the Apes! I love that stuff! What do you mean, “that’s all he can do?”

  5. Tor Mented Says:

    He’s looking a bit cross.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Tor – You nailed it!

  7. JuanPaul Says:

    The cloud next to Jesus’ head is turning it’s cheeks.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    @Francis: Smile when you say that.

    Walking on water? This blond version struts on clouds. While wearing sandals. (Presumably).

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tor M, @B’Mancer—Now now, don’t be rood.

  10. Tat Wood Says:

    Sequel to Halo Jones?

  11. Bruce A Munro Says:

    So if they’re walking on clouds, does that makes this dystopic future heaven? (The mind boggles, or something.)

    @Hover text writer: that would be the 12 disciples, no? I bet that’s Judas with the gun.

  12. daard23 Says:

    I’m not sure about this gritty sci fi reboot of the New Testament. I think Jesus may need a comedic sidekick to even things out a bit.
    https://www.deviantart.com/daard23/art/Kid-Lizard-874928202

  13. Tag Wizard Says:

    @Bruce – 1 posse with gun > 12 disciples

  14. Raoul Says:

    He’s trying to look cool, but if he’s wearing a jumpsuit that belt isn’t holding anything up except his thumbs.

  15. Tor Mented Says:

    @ B’mancer, B. Chiclitz, et al.
    We’re going to hell.
    (Worth it, though.)

  16. Tor Mented Says:

    @daard23: GSS.

  17. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tor—As Kit Marlowe sez: This is hell, nor are we out of it. 😉

  18. Tat Wood Says:

    If that’s Christ, then this must be the Anti-Christ https://www.pinterest.com/pin/476748310545540737/

  19. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Tat Wood #8: sandals and a jump suit? Not a good look. Hopefully he isn’t wearing socks as well.

    (Speaking of not-good looks, too much blondness. Gives things a sort of Aryan Jesus vibe.)

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    I have got to stop showing up so late with nothing to do but award everyone a hearty GSS!

    Extra points to @Francis for the perfect dialogue.
    Double extra points to @daard23 for improving the art.

    Ooh, there’s another cover. He’s got a big automatic weapon and an even bigger red classic American convertible.

    Here’s a review en Francais:

    https://www.noosfere.org/livres/niourf.asp?numlivre=816

  21. A. R. Yngve Says:

    “Seeing the crowds, Kid Jesus went up on the mountain, and when he sat down his disciples came to him. And he opened his mouth and taught them, saying: Blessed are the mutants, for theirs is the post-apocalyptic wasteland…”

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