Mar 31
Click for larger imageRaoul Comments: He’s done turning the other cheek.
Published 1980
(Average: 7.00 out of 10)
Loading...
Raoul Comments: He’s done turning the other cheek.
Published 1980
(Average: 7.00 out of 10)Loading...
(10.00 out of 10)
(9.26 out of 10) (9.20 out of 10) (9.02 out of 10) (9.00 out of 10) (8.98 out of 10) (8.95 out of 10) (8.95 out of 10) (8.95 out of 10) (8.94 out of 10)
March 31st, 2021 at 10:35 am
Looks like the Raelians are muscling in on the Scientologists’ act.
March 31st, 2021 at 11:40 am
Or as he said: “I came here to turn the other cheek and kick ass and I’m all outa cheeks.”
March 31st, 2021 at 12:33 pm
Just before he saves the day, Kirk sees the solution to this dilemma and cheekily remarks ‘No crotch pads.’.
March 31st, 2021 at 2:30 pm
Art Director: Get me the guy that illustrated Planet of the Apes! I love that stuff! What do you mean, “that’s all he can do?”
March 31st, 2021 at 2:30 pm
He’s looking a bit cross.
March 31st, 2021 at 3:00 pm
@Tor – You nailed it!
March 31st, 2021 at 3:15 pm
The cloud next to Jesus’ head is turning it’s cheeks.
March 31st, 2021 at 3:45 pm
@Francis: Smile when you say that.
Walking on water? This blond version struts on clouds. While wearing sandals. (Presumably).
March 31st, 2021 at 4:40 pm
@Tor M, @B’Mancer—Now now, don’t be rood.
March 31st, 2021 at 7:25 pm
Sequel to Halo Jones?
March 31st, 2021 at 7:29 pm
So if they’re walking on clouds, does that makes this dystopic future heaven? (The mind boggles, or something.)
@Hover text writer: that would be the 12 disciples, no? I bet that’s Judas with the gun.
March 31st, 2021 at 8:50 pm
I’m not sure about this gritty sci fi reboot of the New Testament. I think Jesus may need a comedic sidekick to even things out a bit.
https://www.deviantart.com/daard23/art/Kid-Lizard-874928202
March 31st, 2021 at 10:00 pm
@Bruce – 1 posse with gun > 12 disciples
March 31st, 2021 at 10:02 pm
He’s trying to look cool, but if he’s wearing a jumpsuit that belt isn’t holding anything up except his thumbs.
March 31st, 2021 at 10:44 pm
@ B’mancer, B. Chiclitz, et al.
We’re going to hell.
(Worth it, though.)
March 31st, 2021 at 10:45 pm
@daard23: GSS.
March 31st, 2021 at 11:52 pm
@Tor—As Kit Marlowe sez: This is hell, nor are we out of it. 😉
April 1st, 2021 at 12:31 am
If that’s Christ, then this must be the Anti-Christ https://www.pinterest.com/pin/476748310545540737/
April 1st, 2021 at 2:23 am
@Tat Wood #8: sandals and a jump suit? Not a good look. Hopefully he isn’t wearing socks as well.
(Speaking of not-good looks, too much blondness. Gives things a sort of Aryan Jesus vibe.)
April 1st, 2021 at 3:15 am
I have got to stop showing up so late with nothing to do but award everyone a hearty GSS!
Extra points to @Francis for the perfect dialogue.
Double extra points to @daard23 for improving the art.
Ooh, there’s another cover. He’s got a big automatic weapon and an even bigger red classic American convertible.
Here’s a review en Francais:
https://www.noosfere.org/livres/niourf.asp?numlivre=816
April 4th, 2021 at 9:58 pm
“Seeing the crowds, Kid Jesus went up on the mountain, and when he sat down his disciples came to him. And he opened his mouth and taught them, saying: Blessed are the mutants, for theirs is the post-apocalyptic wasteland…”