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Necromancer

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Tommy P. Comments: Necromancer the Magician, star of his middle school talent show.

Published 1979

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.90 out of 10)
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20 Responses to “Necromancer”

  1. THX 1139 Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 10:01 am

    Doctor Strange had to start somewhere… with the magic of Rubik’s Cube!

  2. fred Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 10:51 am

    Dean Stockwell gotta eat.

    https://schlockwave.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/dunwichmadwilbur.png

  3. Tor Mented Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 11:39 am

    “Alexa, please explode in a shower of fire and sparks.”

  4. Francis Boyle Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 1:17 pm

    Please, someone tell him the charcoal blocks go under the barbeque plate. I mean, the foam machine’s great an’ all, but this is going to be one bummer of a party.

  5. Ryan Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 1:25 pm

    She’s a pretty young thing, I am not sure why she decided to grow that black moustache.

  6. JuanPaul Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    The necromancer resurrected a porn ‘stache. What’s next, a tube top?

  7. Tat Wood Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    “Whoa-o here she comes, she’s a necromancer”

  8. NomadUK Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    He may well feel he’s made a huge mistake.

    America’s Favorite Magician Forever GIF from Willarnett GIFs

  9. Bruce A Munro Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    One fine evening on the Extremely Foggy planet…

    I gotta say, this is the least Dorsai-looking Dorsai book I’ve ever seen. Mustache Boy [1] looks like a rejected extra from “Manos: The Hands of Fate.”

    [1] One day, he may become a Mustache Man. Not today.

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    “As a magician, not only am I out standing in my field, I am a field unto myself. And it’s this big!!

  11. A. R. Yngve Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 8:13 pm

    Talk about mixed messages! Is this a fantasy book or a “Dorsai” sci-fi book…?
    The whole thing frankly looks like a spoof.

    Are we SURE this isn’t a spoof…?

  12. Mel M Says:
    May 24th, 2021 at 10:55 pm

    Necromancer boy really needs to not raid his grandma’s closet for his robes. Baby blue hostess gowns really don’t fit with the whole army of the dead theme. The ringlets don’t help.

  13. Bibliomancer Says:
    May 25th, 2021 at 1:59 am

    Necromancer? Well, it’s all fun and games until Satan decides to actually show up.

  14. Bruce A Munro Says:
    May 25th, 2021 at 2:17 am

    @Bibliomancer: or when you mix up the graves and bring back from the dead someone you really don’t want to meet.

  15. Bibliomancer Says:
    May 25th, 2021 at 2:21 am

    @Bruce – Yeah. I’m getting a real monkeys-paw vibe here.

  16. Raoul Says:
    May 25th, 2021 at 2:22 am

    Sideboobmancer

  17. GSS ex-noob Says:
    May 25th, 2021 at 4:37 am

    I’ve read this book and don’t think anyone in it looked like that. That’s definitely a tween or teen with a mustache stuck on.

    I was going to pick out who deserved a GSS, but it looks like this is another day when everyone does.

    Extra GSS to @Tat and @Tor, and double-extra to @fred, because I had the same thought. Good callback, @BC.

  18. Ikari Gendo Says:
    May 28th, 2021 at 4:06 am

    Did he grow up to be this guy? https://boc.fandom.com/wiki/Agents_of_Fortune_(Album)

  19. Ryan Says:
    May 28th, 2021 at 5:33 am

    @Ikari Gendo – I knew I had seen that pose and face before!

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:
    May 29th, 2021 at 12:48 am

    @Ikari: So he needs more cowbell?

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