@Francis Boyle: be grateful for what you get. Most insects don’t have any boobs at all.
GSS, @THX
So, guessing from the cover, Araminta Station is some sort of R&R facility for fantasy warriors. The butterfly kid is probably telling them about their great tennis facilities and the unlimited continental breakfast.
Jack was a guy with an amazing imagination and way with words, but I am wracking my brain to think of how this illustration is connected in any way to the story contained therein.
This thing is literally hours of fun. I first came across it in the non-lamented days of the Puppies and came up with something which was quite well received. I can’t show it to you, because it’s on an old dead computer.
A 90’s Maleficent reboot musical that was quickly shelved but will be dug out of the archives later to thoroughly embarrass the now famous actors guesting on the Graham Norton show…
August 2nd, 2021 at 9:43 am
Well, that’s ruined the ending of The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
August 2nd, 2021 at 11:00 am
Massive head and tiny boobs. It just ain’t right I tell ya’.
August 2nd, 2021 at 11:47 am
“I don’t know about you… but I prefer getting the normal pre-battle motivational!”
August 2nd, 2021 at 11:51 am
@Francis Boyle: be grateful for what you get. Most insects don’t have any boobs at all.
GSS, @THX
So, guessing from the cover, Araminta Station is some sort of R&R facility for fantasy warriors. The butterfly kid is probably telling them about their great tennis facilities and the unlimited continental breakfast.
August 2nd, 2021 at 12:11 pm
I’d station ‘er, amarite?
August 2nd, 2021 at 12:48 pm
At this point, the audience wondered why they couldn’t get tickets to any other show.
August 2nd, 2021 at 12:56 pm
Looking at that crowd, the masquerade mask on a stick seems a bit out of place.
August 2nd, 2021 at 2:09 pm
Per request, a fun link someone posted on my social media:
https://thrilling-tales.webomator.com/derange-o-lab/pulp-o-mizer/pulp-o-mizer.html
Highly recommended.
August 2nd, 2021 at 2:43 pm
Float like a butterfly, stink like a SFBC cover.
August 2nd, 2021 at 2:52 pm
She takes the gold for the most creative use of Kinesio tape.
August 2nd, 2021 at 4:10 pm
Jack was a guy with an amazing imagination and way with words, but I am wracking my brain to think of how this illustration is connected in any way to the story contained therein.
Also, why does she have T-Rex arms?
August 2nd, 2021 at 8:21 pm
@Ryan: came out of the cocoon too early?
August 2nd, 2021 at 10:10 pm
She’s singing Puccini to Wagner fans. It can’t end well.
August 2nd, 2021 at 10:57 pm
Araminta’s station must be on that platform, serving as a mostly-starkers carnival barker.
You’d think with that big of a noggin, she’d have more brains and be able to get a better job.
GSS to THX, fred, B’man, and JP.
@Hammy: thanks!
Here’s a little something I made last night using Hammy’s link:
https://ibb.co/sPRPssD
This thing is literally hours of fun. I first came across it in the non-lamented days of the Puppies and came up with something which was quite well received. I can’t show it to you, because it’s on an old dead computer.
August 2nd, 2021 at 10:59 pm
And here’s another shout-out to all you lot:
https://ibb.co/2dDPzhD
August 3rd, 2021 at 3:40 pm
Space Burlesque – it’s the new “in” thing among the hipsters.
August 4th, 2021 at 12:18 am
@ARY: I don’t know about “new”; the burlesque shows have been doing that regularly for several years.
They don’t perform for audiences of D&D characters, though, just regular people and also hipsters.
April 2nd, 2022 at 3:38 am
A 90’s Maleficent reboot musical that was quickly shelved but will be dug out of the archives later to thoroughly embarrass the now famous actors guesting on the Graham Norton show…
October 30th, 2022 at 2:54 pm
That actually is a scene from the book although with a slight misunderstanding of cause and effect…