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Good Show Sir Comments: A reminder that Shark Week at Good Show Sir would be ratings bonanza!

Published 2019

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 9.00 out of 10)
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18 Responses to “Time Storm”

  1. Bob Says:

    “LSD at its best” – Bucketlist

  2. THX 1139 Says:

    The REAL reason sharks are an endangered species.

  3. Francis Boyle Says:

    I never knew Asylum did book covers.

  4. fred Says:

    What Tom Hardy turns down Bond for?

  5. Tor Mented Says:

    This was no rafting accident.
    They’re gonna need a bigger raft.

  6. Tor Mented Says:

    I still don’t see any reason to close the beaches.

  7. fred Says:

    The shark that tasted like chicken.
    BAEN didn’t bring their A game to the 1992 edition cover.

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/333169249296

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:

    That’s pretty close to an actual scene in the book, although there wasn’t a Nebraska road sign, there were more lizard men, and the shark was larger and not cosplayed by Bruce the Mechanical Shark.

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    You know why it says “Nebraska” don’t you? Because in Nebraska there are plenty of fields for old “Gord” to be out standing in!

  10. Tat Wood Says:

    These are the lengths to which Cornhuskers will go to keep Iowans out.

  11. Bruce A Munro Says:

    It has now occurred to me that the lizard people have just jumped the shark – quite appropriate for the cover.

  12. Bibliomancer Says:

    If this is “Dickson at his best” I’d hate to see his worst.

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Gordy was probably turning in his grave at this.

    I trust none of us needed to check the tags to know the punisher, er, publisher.

    I know I’ve read this. I don’t remember much about it, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t this goofy. Even if all the things on the cover were in it.

    Should the artist get credit for doing a random Photoshop cut and paste? Should Universal sue for unauthorized Bruce the shark?

    @Tat: and yet many Cornhuskers with brains migrate westward into Colorado. Maybe Colorado needs to install fake sharks and lizard people at the borders.

  14. THX 1139 Says:

    The hunting of the snark. Shark, sorry. No, I was right the first time.

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Oh, hey, the “Welcome to Nebraska” sign is facing us, therefore indeed this is taking place on the border. Whether it’s Iowa or Colorado defending with mechanical sharks and lizard people, I don’t know, but it’s a stoner kind of idea, so…

    Meanwhile, the damsel is thinking “I don’t care if dude’s got a stick, that’s not enough weaponry. Me and my big kitty are rafting back to Omaha.”

  16. THX 1139 Says:

    I can’t believe Bruce Springsteen rejected this album artwork.

  17. A. R. Yngve Says:

    SHARKNADO IX: TIME SHARKS
    Tagline: “Now they can swim through time!”

  18. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @THX: Springsteen’s work has a shocking lack of lizard people.

    @ARY: Now you’ve given them ideas.

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