@Max:
The cape. Only a dude would wear a cape. I also think the title serves 2 purposes.
They call him ‘El ven dude’ because he’s so full of ‘ven’ it’s leaking out of his fingers and collecting on the floor.
After a successful raid, Elvendude celebrated by going to the old tavern, where his favorite Elfgrunge band Elvenvana was playing their hit song “Smells Like Orc Spirit”, and downed a few Elvenbrewskis.
Orange, terrible fonts, big guns… no prizes for guessing publisher.
So as if it isn’t bad enough Lackey churns out this stuff, now there’s other writers doing it too?
Various famous characters from NYC want a word with this; mullet-wielding (@TagW?) guy has stolen a Ghostbusters gun, and the rat-chap he’s shooting at may have 4 martial-arts turtles nearby.
@fred: I think they’re both dudes, because if the one with the gun was a woman, with THIS publisher, the person would have enormous boobs. As is traditional with BAEN!gunsboobsfonts
October 19th, 2021 at 9:29 am
“How old do you have to be to enjoy this book, bruh?”
“Eleven, dude!”
October 19th, 2021 at 11:16 am
I can’t tell who is the dude because they both have pointy ears.
October 19th, 2021 at 12:07 pm
@fred:
Maybe the taller guy who’s hand jiving is a little more dudely than the one cosplaying as Ripley in Aliens?
October 19th, 2021 at 12:38 pm
@Max:
The cape. Only a dude would wear a cape. I also think the title serves 2 purposes.
They call him ‘El ven dude’ because he’s so full of ‘ven’ it’s leaking out of his fingers and collecting on the floor.
October 19th, 2021 at 2:59 pm
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na… RATMAN!
October 19th, 2021 at 3:01 pm
Nowadays, you can’t travel from Mercedes Lackey’s world to ours without a vaccine passport.
October 19th, 2021 at 4:11 pm
I’m willing to bet that the guy wth the gun is called ‘Biff’
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/d/drrat.htm http://kazoop.blogspot.com/2012/07/look-at-cor-strips-rat-trap.html
October 19th, 2021 at 4:12 pm
Not the Ghostbusters spinoff the world was waiting for.
October 19th, 2021 at 4:33 pm
After a successful raid, Elvendude celebrated by going to the old tavern, where his favorite Elfgrunge band Elvenvana was playing their hit song “Smells Like Orc Spirit”, and downed a few Elvenbrewskis.
October 19th, 2021 at 4:57 pm
Dude, it’s 1994. Get rid of the orange shag carpet you bought 20 years ago.
October 20th, 2021 at 1:48 am
Orange, terrible fonts, big guns… no prizes for guessing publisher.
So as if it isn’t bad enough Lackey churns out this stuff, now there’s other writers doing it too?
Various famous characters from NYC want a word with this; mullet-wielding (@TagW?) guy has stolen a Ghostbusters gun, and the rat-chap he’s shooting at may have 4 martial-arts turtles nearby.
Was the sequel called “Dude, Where’s My Elf?”
Feet remain hard to draw.
October 20th, 2021 at 3:23 am
@A.R. Yngve: GSS!
@Daard23: so that’s what it is. I was thinking they were in a sewer and wondering what could be flowing through that would produce orange vapor.
October 20th, 2021 at 4:42 am
@GSSxn—I wish mullets were as hard to draw as feet.
October 20th, 2021 at 4:41 pm
Starring Adam Driver as Elvendude
October 20th, 2021 at 6:30 pm
All these posts and the word “abides” has not shown up once.
October 21st, 2021 at 12:58 am
@Tor: that’s, just, like, your opinion man. GSS.
Also, no bathrobes visible.
@BC: indeed. Only one is an essential body part.
@fred: I think they’re both dudes, because if the one with the gun was a woman, with THIS publisher, the person would have enormous boobs. As is traditional with BAEN!gunsboobsfonts
January 24th, 2022 at 4:10 pm
Worst remake of Ghostbusters, ever.