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Oct 19

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Ryan Comments: Not every Elven dude can rock the Legolas’ look.

Published 1994

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.67 out of 10)
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16 Responses to “Elvendude”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    “How old do you have to be to enjoy this book, bruh?”

    “Eleven, dude!”

  2. fred Says:

    I can’t tell who is the dude because they both have pointy ears.

  3. Max Bathroom Says:

    @fred:
    Maybe the taller guy who’s hand jiving is a little more dudely than the one cosplaying as Ripley in Aliens?

  4. fred Says:

    @Max:
    The cape. Only a dude would wear a cape. I also think the title serves 2 purposes.
    They call him ‘El ven dude’ because he’s so full of ‘ven’ it’s leaking out of his fingers and collecting on the floor.

  5. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na… RATMAN!

  6. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Nowadays, you can’t travel from Mercedes Lackey’s world to ours without a vaccine passport.

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    I’m willing to bet that the guy wth the gun is called ‘Biff’

    http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/d/drrat.htm http://kazoop.blogspot.com/2012/07/look-at-cor-strips-rat-trap.html

  8. Francis Boyle Says:

    Not the Ghostbusters spinoff the world was waiting for.

  9. A. R. Yngve Says:

    After a successful raid, Elvendude celebrated by going to the old tavern, where his favorite Elfgrunge band Elvenvana was playing their hit song “Smells Like Orc Spirit”, and downed a few Elvenbrewskis.

  10. Daard23 Says:

    Dude, it’s 1994. Get rid of the orange shag carpet you bought 20 years ago.

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Orange, terrible fonts, big guns… no prizes for guessing publisher.

    So as if it isn’t bad enough Lackey churns out this stuff, now there’s other writers doing it too?

    Various famous characters from NYC want a word with this; mullet-wielding (@TagW?) guy has stolen a Ghostbusters gun, and the rat-chap he’s shooting at may have 4 martial-arts turtles nearby.

    Was the sequel called “Dude, Where’s My Elf?”

    Feet remain hard to draw.

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @A.R. Yngve: GSS!

    @Daard23: so that’s what it is. I was thinking they were in a sewer and wondering what could be flowing through that would produce orange vapor.

  13. B. Chilitz Says:

    @GSSxn—I wish mullets were as hard to draw as feet.

  14. JuanPaul Says:

    Starring Adam Driver as Elvendude

  15. Tor Mented Says:

    All these posts and the word “abides” has not shown up once.

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tor: that’s, just, like, your opinion man. GSS.

    Also, no bathrobes visible.

    @BC: indeed. Only one is an essential body part.

    @fred: I think they’re both dudes, because if the one with the gun was a woman, with THIS publisher, the person would have enormous boobs. As is traditional with BAEN!gunsboobsfonts

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