Mar 02
Tor Mented Comments: If Dick intends to sit on a throne made of coral, he might want to invest in some trousers. Yee-ouch.
Published 1976
Tor Mented Comments: If Dick intends to sit on a throne made of coral, he might want to invest in some trousers. Yee-ouch.
Published 1976
March 2nd, 2022 at 9:44 am
Dick’s been eating his greens (and wearing his blues), because he’s giant sized on this cover.
March 2nd, 2022 at 9:56 am
Richard Blade, The Man With the Incredible Shrinking and Growing Head!
SEE his head grow small!
SEE his head grow large!
SEE his brain stay small!
March 2nd, 2022 at 11:01 am
How do Dick’s briefs…never mind. Is she wearing high heels?
March 2nd, 2022 at 11:27 am
Dick tries to impress her by beating up some midgets.
March 2nd, 2022 at 3:30 pm
@A.R. Yngve – well, now that you have written a suitable theme song for Dick, I will always hear it in my mind when I see one of these books. GSS!
March 2nd, 2022 at 4:52 pm
At least we now know once and for all that Dick has a really short sword.
March 2nd, 2022 at 5:25 pm
Judging by Dick’s non-existent shoulders I conclude that what we have here is a rubber Dick.
March 2nd, 2022 at 10:15 pm
I see the man with the amazing glue-on torso is back, and battling either midgets as @Cornelius said, the laws of perspective, or possibly both.
There’s something vaguely hilarious about those helmets. Do they stick their military paperwork on those spikes?
March 3rd, 2022 at 12:26 am
It’s appropriate that Dick features on hump day.
@THX: The others might just be really tiny?
@fred: Yes, and no wonder Dick’s having to defend her — high heels are impractical on flat ground, she must be unable to move on that scree.
@Ryan: What’s the tune, then?
@Francis: Stretch Dickstrong.
@Bruce: “We are the Lollipop Guild’s accountants!”
March 3rd, 2022 at 12:37 am
I wonder what’s hovering over the lady that’s obscured by the torn sticker. Looks like someone else was trying to find out.
Oh, and about her feet – we *know* from long experience here at GSS that “feet are hard to draw”, so I’m voting for “very badly-drawn feet” rather than “indistinct high heels”.
March 3rd, 2022 at 2:08 am
@Hammy: When I found this book in a store, the remains of a torn-off sticker covered a lot more of the cover. The woman was nearly invisible. Note the fresh scraps at the bottom of the photo. I was the one who fingernail-scraped off enough of the old sticker to reveal all salient details. Imagine my surprise when I completely uncovered the woman and found that she was not completely uncovered.
I didn’t finish scraping off the rest of the sticker because I was afraid the shop owner might loom up and accuse me of damaging a valuable antique and demand that I purchase the book. The thought of having to own this volume was enough to make me stop.
March 3rd, 2022 at 2:53 am
@Tor (Prev.):
I do not blame you at all for desisting in sticker-scraping. Lord knows, I wouldn’t want to be compelled to buy a book with that cover, either.
March 3rd, 2022 at 3:13 am
“Left half blind and near crazed by his imprisonment in the Fortress of Brutalism, Dick Blade wiped out the entire circus act before anyone was able to react.”
March 3rd, 2022 at 5:35 pm
If I ever purchase a Blade book, it will have to be the anthology:
“Did You Say Dicks?! Smile When You Say That …”
March 4th, 2022 at 11:13 pm
Is this week one of those inexplicable English holidays, or are Admin and Tag recovering from Mardi Gras or something? Leaving us with days of Dick?
March 5th, 2022 at 1:27 pm
@GSS xn: They probably can’t tear themselves away from the news. A Dick pic seems an appropriate gesture to the world under the circumstances.
March 5th, 2022 at 3:03 pm
“This Dick is staying up!” – R. Blade.
March 6th, 2022 at 1:56 am
@THX: Well said, although the problem seems to be caused by a man who’s insecure about his dick.
(Rather a lot of problems are.)
March 6th, 2022 at 4:00 pm
Doing a little digging on Mr. Green I see his high school Wikipedia page doesn’t list him under notable alumni.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ypsilanti_High_School
March 6th, 2022 at 10:05 pm
@fred: Can you blame them, really?
March 31st, 2022 at 4:00 am
Publisher with deadline looming: “Spacesuits are out, Conan is in, can’t you just paint a bigger head over the helmet and cover the suit with lots of muscles? No one will even notice.
Artist: (sigh) Sure…