Is centaur woman carrying a purse under her left arm? You’d think she’d opt for saddle bags, though maybe Gucci doesn’t make those.
I wonder if her horseshoes are by Jimmy Choo.
The rider looks like one of those paintings of children before the concept of childhood was invented. Like some tiny, frightening adult face on a small body. And the woman Centaur! is looking way too confident, almost on the edge of smug. Just wait until that rider tries to steer her by pulling her hair.
January 26th, 2022 at 10:03 am
Less dressage and more mess-age.
January 26th, 2022 at 11:51 am
Non ting on you crazy crumpled ball of tin foil.
January 26th, 2022 at 11:52 am
Even the horse from The Godfather gets its own spin-off these days.
January 26th, 2022 at 2:01 pm
She likes to be the centaur of attention.
January 26th, 2022 at 2:29 pm
Is centaur woman carrying a purse under her left arm? You’d think she’d opt for saddle bags, though maybe Gucci doesn’t make those.
I wonder if her horseshoes are by Jimmy Choo.
January 26th, 2022 at 2:54 pm
The rider’s feet; we’ve seen this before. Does the UAI not teach thier students the role feet typically play in horseback riding?
January 26th, 2022 at 3:57 pm
So the diamond on the center-right is the stone of wisdom?
January 26th, 2022 at 5:10 pm
I can imagine Florence the Machine covering the theme from ‘White Horses’; I can imagine a duet with Iggy Azalea. Not both at once, though.
January 26th, 2022 at 8:10 pm
A fine example of the “fuck it, that’s good enough” school of fantasy art.
January 26th, 2022 at 8:36 pm
The rider looks like one of those paintings of children before the concept of childhood was invented. Like some tiny, frightening adult face on a small body. And the woman Centaur! is looking way too confident, almost on the edge of smug. Just wait until that rider tries to steer her by pulling her hair.
January 26th, 2022 at 9:12 pm
The author likes horses and awards. Lots of awards.
http://www.dancinghorsepress.com/
January 27th, 2022 at 12:05 am
@BC: The rider really does. Odd since the author is so big on kids’ books.
@fred: Horses. Maaaagick. Useless awards that you can get easily or pay for. Purpleness.
January 27th, 2022 at 4:05 am
Well, it’s apparent that the Stone of Wisdom never struck the Unknown Artist….
January 27th, 2022 at 4:39 am
@fred#11 – Shurikens of (self) Approval
January 27th, 2022 at 8:29 am
OK, I will try to say something nice for a change – no sarcasm, no quips, no put-downs, no parodies, no wordplay.
[Thinks hard]
[Studies cover for several minutes]
[Deep breath]
The front page can’t be confused with the back page.
April 1st, 2022 at 6:28 pm
Wait… This is Book 4 in a series? What are the 3 previous stones? Gall stone? Kidney Stone? Stone inna bottom of my shoe?