Jun 23
Click for larger imageToby Comments: Man in Tights … and teat shield.
Published 1984
(Average: 5.92 out of 10)
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Toby Comments: Man in Tights … and teat shield.
Published 1984
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June 23rd, 2022 at 12:49 pm
“Mum! I am too going out dressed like this and you can’t stop me!”
June 23rd, 2022 at 1:07 pm
He laughs at war bears with his +2 Nipple and Belly Button Shielding.
June 23rd, 2022 at 2:12 pm
No, princess, the other east.
June 23rd, 2022 at 6:59 pm
His dial goes all the way to 11.
June 23rd, 2022 at 10:30 pm
Are you also getting “Fashion Model” vibes from this cover?
As if Epic Fantasy Land had a mail-order catalog called “HROTHGAR’S SPRING COLLECTION.”
June 23rd, 2022 at 11:22 pm
First thought: Saberhagen was already a big name by 1984 — why does he need intros from Niven and Zelazny? Why does any paperback fantasy need TWO intros?
Quite high concept, sounds like:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_the_East_series
The cover damage makes it look like his teat shield is attracting or emitting lightning. And no one on the cover is looking at anyone or anything else.
@ARY: Strike a pose… vogue!
June 23rd, 2022 at 11:42 pm
The woman in blue and the little dude in armor at the bottom right must be important to the story, since they get double billing as Giant Floating Heads. Meanwhile, Alphonse quietly continues to battle were-bears in the middle of a fire.
June 24th, 2022 at 12:00 am
“I see you’re admiring my tiny legs, now please get off my beanbag cloak.”
June 24th, 2022 at 3:54 pm
Well, somewhere out there, there’s cyborg lactation porn because that’s what this makes me think of and rule 34.
June 25th, 2022 at 1:48 am
@Bruce: Looks more like the were-bear is exiting stage left* with his weaponry.. And/or gesturing that he caught a fish “this big”. Alphonse seems to have no idea about anything; too busy modeling.
*Like Snagglepuss
June 25th, 2022 at 3:56 am
@Toby: excellent find! It’s awful. Both mediocre in composition and provides no clue to the actual plot…
I see… a Mad Max wannabe, knight’s quest for werebear wrasslin’, holy helmet magic stuff and some babe who serves no purpose other than cover decoration because her boyfriend was the artist…
June 25th, 2022 at 1:24 pm
This artwork looks liike the stuff you got in the serals in ‘Woman’s Realm’ c. 1972. I speak from long experience of waiting in dentists’ offices or opticians’ receptions and of having haircuts when sat on a plank over the arms of the barber’s chair.