Oct 31

Incest orgies gone bad

Good Show Sir comments: The Bloody Sun. That’s what I say. Every time I pass the newsagent.

Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Published 1975

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.13 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “The Bloody Sun”

  1. Cornelius Says:

    The queue for the Portaloo was getting out of hand.

  2. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Everyone gazed enviously at the man with the Big Shiny Rock.

  3. fred Says:

    I thought it was mandatory to have a sword when you are wearing swashbuckling boots.

  4. JuanPaul Says:

    Dude, they don’t accept ting at the checkout.

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Bloke in the pink shirt, behind Our Hero: well, REALLY!

    Bloke in hat next to him (in Kenneth Williams voice): we’ve all got your number, dearie.

    Bloke in green next to him: how can he move his arms in that cloak? I’ve been wanting to scratch my nose for hours.

  6. Francis Boyle Says:

    It’s good to see voguing making a comeback!

  7. Tor Mented Says:

    Of course the sun is bloody. It’s made of plasma.
    Like, duh!

  8. Max Bathroom Says:

    Looking at the bling wielder’s get up, that title might be a typo for “The Hoody Sun”…

  9. fred Says:

    This book gots lots of covers and Germany knows what sells paperbacks.

  10. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @fred: I kinda like “Man desperately begs for bling while friends look on in embarrassment”

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Judging by the dates on the stickers, this book is about 5 minutes away from being on the “Free — Please take this crap away” table. And about 10 minutes away from the dumpster.

    Why the infinitely long queue? If the sun’s so bloody, why is most of the cover lavender, dearie?

    Most people seem to have a variety of colors on, but I had to embiggen to make sure the Black woman next to Pink Shirt Man has a jumpsuit exactly the same color as her skin, and not, as it first appeared, that she was standing in line in nowt but white go-go boots.

    @fred: Everyone seems to be wearing swashbuckler (or go-go) boots, and yet there’s not a sword among them. Ting!Man even has the swashbuckler cape. If he had a sword like he’s supposed to, that would at least explain how he got to the head of the line and grabbed the Ting!

    @Tor: LOL and GSS!

    @fred/Bruce: I see TING! is important on most of them.

    This one is the most distinctive (read: awkward):

    and proves, yet again, Feet Are Hard To Draw.

  12. Leak Says:

    It gets worse – “The Bloody Sun” brings with it

    “The Bloody Sunrise”

    (and Neil Gaiman, incidentally…)

  13. Tracy Says:

    He’s doing the classic “here are my jewels” pose.

  14. Bruce A Munro Says:

    GSS, @Tracy!

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tracy: So he’s only got the one, then?

    Reminds me of a certain WWII ditty.

  16. Emster Says:

    @fred – and the Dutch shamelessly marketing to the pimply teen boy demographic… It’s not 70’s SF without a nekkid bum to boost sales! (however a more artistically savvy cover than this stiff mess…)

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