Apr 24
Emster comments: Tim thought the new armor was bitchin’ until he realised he could not lower his arms.
Published 2006
(Average: 6.92 out of 10)
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Emster comments: Tim thought the new armor was bitchin’ until he realised he could not lower his arms.
Published 2006
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April 24th, 2023 at 2:05 pm
That sword is puny for someone in a mech suit.
April 24th, 2023 at 2:51 pm
Tonight on At War with the Osbournes:
“Sharo-o-o-n! Yow’m left me helmet in the wash!”
April 24th, 2023 at 3:14 pm
“A Horus! A Horus! My kingdom for a Horus!”
April 24th, 2023 at 3:14 pm
I look at this and all I can think is “Mecha orgy”. I have no idea what that means. Thankfully.
April 24th, 2023 at 3:17 pm
@fred
There’s a meme about that, in fact:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tytiJ6AJmos/maxresdefault.jpg
April 24th, 2023 at 3:25 pm
Group Hug! CRAAAAAAASH!
April 24th, 2023 at 6:58 pm
We have sown the Seeds of Heresy! Huzzah!! Now let us apply the Grow of Miracles.
April 24th, 2023 at 11:09 pm
@Emster: GSS!!! A new addition to our Top 10 list, and also great art direction. The Great White North is not spared abomination.
Why aren’t the guys wearing helmets? They’re in a mosh pit of mech suits and swords and they’ve got their face and skull just hanging out? I think Tim and his pal have realized their mistake and are screaming an Anglo-Saxonism beginning with “F”.
Other than that, what do they all do except stumble around stiffly while waving around mostly-inadequate weapons? Is this the futuristic equivalent of people wearing those inflatable sumo wrestler suits and trying to knock each other down using only their torsos?
GSS also to @Tat, Tor, and Max.
April 25th, 2023 at 1:17 am
@GSS: he’s tried wearing a helmet, but it gives him the worst case of helmet-hair.
@fred: he mostly uses it for pointing at things when instructing the troops. Like “You see those several thousand clunky-looking robots over there? Well, you guys need to fight your way through them so we can then climb the two-mile-high cliff to reach the Fortress of Impregnability. Don’t worry, I’ll be right behind you, providing further instructions.”
April 25th, 2023 at 4:16 am
Hieronymus Bosch Goes Electric.
April 25th, 2023 at 11:02 am
“I have something to say, it is better to burn out than fade away.”
“There can be only one.”
April 25th, 2023 at 1:47 pm
The reason for no helmets? When they try to screw them on, it rips their hair out.
April 25th, 2023 at 5:24 pm
Cheap Pun Department:
Q. What’s a “Horus Rising” anyway?
A. Not sure, but the last time I slept in a brothel, I think I saw some in the morning.
April 25th, 2023 at 5:56 pm
Is his name Tony Montana?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_z4IuxAqpE
April 26th, 2023 at 11:50 pm
I don’t actually see anyone rising here. Looks like a ton of falling about to happen.
April 27th, 2023 at 12:25 pm
@GSS
Given what ends up happening to Horus in the WH40K mythos, the title is probably dramatic irony.