Oct 05

Damn. Stabbed me-self again.

Good Show Sir Comments: “I’m serious this time. Stop squeezing me to death or I might stab you.”

Published 1977

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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11 Responses to “Tarzan”

  1. Tat Wood Says:

    Jack Palance had dimples on his knees – who knew?

  2. Cornelius Says:

    This year’s fashion, snakeskin.

  3. Max Bathroom Says:

    Small wonder, Tarzan looks narked: he’s already had to stab a load of dancing badgers and isn’t sure that he’s not imagining the snake after eating all those mushrooms…

  4. fred Says:

    I await the cover where Tarzan fights a tsetse fly

  5. B. Chiclitz Says:

    You guessed it–Apeman feet are hard to draw.

  6. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Man. That snake is squeezing him so hard it’s squashed him into a goblin.

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    ♫ I’m too sexy for my snake …♫

  8. Ryan Says:

    I never realized Tarzan was so … smooth.

  9. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Ryan: presumably he gets his chest waxed the same place he gets his daily shave.

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Is that really the best position to stand in when fighting a giant snake? Looks like he’s doing the potty dance. My own snake experience is limited to garter snakes maybe a foot long, but we didn’t stand in that position even with them. Plus you had to be ready to run away after causing the neighbor mom to shriek in fear and then cuss you out. Lucky she never saw a rattlesnake, also indigenous to the area.

    Tarzan’s also “non-papillial” here. The torso as a whole is wrong, and I think he’s juicing and dehydrated in the neck tendons. His face is downright aged, the torso a little chunky, and his mighty thews look more like thunder thighs.

    Snake looks good, though.

    Am I the only one who, as a kid, wondered why he named his chimp “Cheetah”? The adults didn’t have an answer either.

    @Bruce: GSS!

  11. Hammy Says:

    Elmo Lincoln is *not* amused….

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