Mar 12

Flying kids with swords and an exploding world, what if their swords were electric!

Art direction: So, I want a couple of flying kids coming at each other with swords.Have them in some sort of orbital dome around an exploding world. Oh, oh, and have the swords electrified!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.47 out of 10)

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11 Responses to “Storm… Nasty”

  1. CSA Says:

    “A rollicking intergalactic adventure to find a photoshop artist who can’t draw for **** and can’t even cut out pictures of people without leaving white outlines”

  2. Jim Ryan Says:

    Now I’m having serious doubts about that remake of RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN…

  3. Synonymous Says:

    …”Iggy Knights”?

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Did you know that in Old English, “Rollicking” was a folk pastime where the young men of the village competed in who could lick a rolling log without getting their tongues shredded?

    And there was a brief period in the late 1700s when “rollicking” meant “absolute poop”.

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    I think the Iggy Knights were the backup band for Iggy Pop.

  6. Christopher Says:

    Wasn’t this the poster for the most recent ‘Spy Kids’ movie…? 😉

  7. SI Says:

    “DAMN IT, what have I told you kids about battling with magic swords in space.. while earth goes through Armageddon!”

  8. GSS noob Says:

    Iggy Knights? Who lets their children, armed or not, around Mr. Pop?

  9. Monty Says:

    @tag I see an industrial-strength ting!

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Monty: I’m seeing Embossing!

  11. Tag Wizard Says:

    OK. Let’s start at 10 years ago and fix all the tags.
    Maybe that ‘s what killed off the last Tag Wizard.

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