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Dentistry of the future!Click for full image

Craig Comments: Ultimate because they can’t smell you apparently.
Published 1990

Many thanks to Craig!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.74 out of 10)

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21 Responses to “The Ultimate Enemy”

  1. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Alternate title:
    Dreams of a Rarebit Fiend Dentist

  2. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Paraplegic Pictures presents:
    In 3-D!

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    “Give ush a kish! No tonguesh – not with theshe teesh!”

  4. SI Says:

    He call’s that pose, Blue Steel.

  5. Dalton H. Says:

    Berseker’s catch phrase: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

  6. Scott Marlowe Says:

    Oh my…

    Nice teeth, anyway.

  7. Kris Says:

    Artist: Oh shoot, I knew I forgot something!

  8. Amy Says:

    Holy crap, it’s Angelina Jolie!

  9. Adam Roberts Says:

    If you’re going to botox your top lip, you really need to do the bottom one too — just to keep things in proportion.

  10. Phil Says:

    You want me to WHAT the ultimate enemy?

  11. Zycrow Says:

    Halfway through the image, the artist realized a visual representation of Vogon poetry was the worst idea ever…but by then he couldn’t stop himself.

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    You will gasp in excitement when a beleaguered humanity discovers the Berserkers’ fatal Achilles heel: Flossing!

  13. Nix Says:

    The Beserkers also have really bad peripheral vision.

  14. anonymous Says:

    There’s nothing berserkers hate more than a smile machine..

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “This just in… a man was taken to hospital today, having been attacked by a mob of angry dentists. He was reportedly trying to sell a pile of remaindered copies of Berserker: The Ultimate Enemy at a dentists’ convention.”

  16. Chris Henrich Says:

    Oh God oh God oh God oh God oh GOD.

    Awww, come on, God!!! (Shelley Berman, ca. 1960)

    This actually outdoes that German cover of The Warrior’s Apprentice.

  17. FearofMusic Says:

    This site proves; The Ultimate Enemy of the author is…the ‘art’ director.

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    What Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy ACTUALLY looks like.

  19. AnnaT Says:

    The Noseless Ninja put on his balaclava and Smile Rigâ„¢, left his plastic surgeon’s practice, and went out to terrify people with his horrifying grin and inexplicably and unnecessarily Botoxed lips.

  20. anon Says:

    Berserker — The Ultimate Dentist

  21. A.R.Yngve Says:


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