Aug 15

Holiday pictures are always so awkward.Click for full image

MisterBOB Comments: A window on Narnia, where they can wave to you?
Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.03 out of 10)

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21 Responses to “The Cache”

  1. Claire Says:

    Oh yes sir, I can boogie, if you feel the same way too.

  2. Tom Noir Says:

    This cover is much more frightening than it appears at first blush. Seriously, look at the full-sized cover and zoom in blondie’s eyes. YIKES!

  3. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Oh my God!! we are trapped inside a book cover, and a multitude of nerdy-looking giants are staring at us!!”

  4. THX 1138 Says:

    “He opened the door and he found… We’ll tell you in the next chapter of The Cache at the same time tomorrow. But until then, b’bye!”

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Ja, JIM BÆN! The møst famøus editør and møøse-wrangler in beautiføl Sweden!

  6. Scott B Says:

    “Folks, the next exhibit on our tour is our prized pair of Fantasy People. We’re trying to become the first zoo to successfully breed them in captivity.”

  7. SI Says:

    I’m not sure this dance version of Macbeth really catches the original feel of the play.

  8. fred Says:

    Cover would be better if The Prince Without a Mullet had his face pressed up against the window.

  9. Pat Says:

    “This is what we Earth people call ‘mime’…”

  10. Andy Says:

    Tom you are so right, but he is only mad that he didnt get FTF on the damsel himself 🙂

  11. NGpm Says:

    My sister was once bitten by a møøse. Møøse bites can be quite nasty.

    This one looks like a dramatic tale of a medieval mime school.

  12. Jami Says:

    “No no no! Priscilla! Jazz HANDS! NOT Jazz HAND! Oh! This is the LAST time I work with people who audition via YouTube!”

  13. Phil Says:

    Font problems indeed: I choose to read the initial C as a curlicue on the A, so that the title, to me, is THE ACHE… which is the emotion our heroes are depicted with.

    With two (admittedly sheathed) swords on display, this one is a double missed TING! opportunity.

  14. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Sir, ma’am, you’re not supposed to stand up in a rowboat. Especially if you’re wearing heavy reptiloid armours.

  15. Infoqueen Says:

    Am I the only one wondering what horrible accident befell their jazz hands? Their fingers are so deformed!

  16. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    “Stop!….In the name of love…”

  17. Alessandra Says:

    The Land-O-Lakes butter girl practices interpretive dance with William Katt!

  18. Synonymous Says:

    Im distracted by how the girl looks like Phenomena-era Jennifer Connelly. Also, I like the vibrance of the colors on her outfit. There, I said it.

  19. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Before the invention of the World Wide Web, we lacked a way to empty The Cache. Kudos to Philip Jose Farmer for giving it his best. Good Show, Sir!

  20. Tat Wood Says:

    @Synonymous: Maybe someone was thinking of Princess Carabou. I’m sure someone must, occasionally.

  21. Anna T. Says:

    @Tom Noir: You’re right. Blonde Guy’s face is straight in the Uncanny Valley.

    On a side note, that’s some very colourful armour they’re wearing.

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