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When jumping through poisonous smoke killing mutants remember one thing... safety! Never forget your kneepads!Click for full image

GK Comments: When you point your finger at someone, there are three pointing back at you.
Published 2004

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.81 out of 10)
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18 Responses to “The Cobra Trilogy”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Not so much a book cover, more a gymnastics display.

  2. SI Says:

    I love this cover. All I can hear in my head is.

    “Pow pow pow pow! No I got you! You’re dead!”

  3. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles as a Sid and Marty Krofft live-action TV show from the 1970s?

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    *Cough*
    *Cough*
    *Cough*

  5. Lulu Says:

    Well, ya want as many clashing bright green patterns as possible when you’re express laser jumping in an urban landscape. helps scare away the lasers. obviously.

  6. Muttley Says:

    No, no, no, apprentice, I’ve told you before, hold the double-ended light sabre in *front* of you. You’ll cut yourself in half like that Viking we saw the other day.

  7. fred Says:

    Parkour + static electricity + silly camouflage + finger fetishism + Buffy demons = WTF?

  8. Yoss Says:

    Is that a large anthropomorphic bug peaking out of his waistband? (See the antennae and eyes?)

  9. Tom Noir Says:

    Alright everybody, on three: JAZZ HANDS!

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    There’s so much smoke on this cover, people will spontaneously throw water on it.

  11. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    The Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtle appears to be fighting elves made of parsnips.

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Seriously, this cover is so smoky it ought to have a warning label: “MAY CAUSE LUNG CANCER.”

  13. Jaouad Says:

    Somehow, shooting blue laserbeams from your pinkies seems a bit… effete.

  14. anon Says:

    George Lucas’ monstrous guy with a double-bladed lightsaber was cooler than this guy’s.

  15. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Wherever there’s trouble GI Joe is there…Yoooo Joe!

  16. Ray P Says:

    Splinter Cell Gecko Force featuring Sam Fisher’s lesser known colleague.

  17. anon Says:

    Why are his lungs attached to his groin by wires?

  18. A.R.Yngve Says:

    – This cover is so smoky…
    How smoky is it?
    – So smoky that Jair Bolsonaro vehemently denies that burning Amazon rainforests are to blame!

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