Candles, vapors, swooning. Athaya’s aroma therapist gave her everything she wanted, until the day he wore his sword. Now he would take – without asking!
Oh so very busy. So much color and detail. A mescaline manifestation of motile formal and freeform color and flow. What it means or is does not factor. This is a DMT alternate reality inter-referenced perceptual journey, with clear insights into the infiniverse. The story is an ever expanding exploration into the individually perceived subjective reality of their surroundings.
@B. Chiclitz — Don’t you feel bad now that you’re making The Tag Wizard spend the weekend updating all the monkey tags on the appropriate book covers. There must be a barrel of monkeys here!
The cover blurb seems to assume that the entire world is familiar with those pesky wizards of Caithe — whoever they may be.
Can YOU guess who the Wizards of Caithe are? Are they:
A) The dreaded IRS inspectors of Midgard
B) The fun-lovin’ team of wizard beach volleyball players and surfers
C) The renegade princess’s in-laws
D) On their way to Bethlehem
E) The renegade princess’s spin doctors
F) Carnies
@B’Mancer 17—Now that you mention it, I do feel sorta bad about that. Why don’t you spend some time helping him out? You’re still on summer hiatus, aren’t you?
August 15th, 2013 at 9:50 am
Willo the Wisp seems to be hiding behind her head. And what’s with the pair of Iron Crosses flanking the title?
The blurb seems to be telling me, in a roundabout way, that this is a horrible book. I believe it.
August 15th, 2013 at 11:28 am
After the blue lights had faded, Athaya decided she would never again select her hairdressers on bicep size alone.
August 15th, 2013 at 11:30 am
Is it just me, or do those arches look as if they’ve been crayoned in?
August 15th, 2013 at 12:03 pm
Julian Sands decides that Derren Brown book was a wise investment.
August 15th, 2013 at 12:10 pm
Candles, vapors, swooning. Athaya’s aroma therapist gave her everything she wanted, until the day he wore his sword. Now he would take – without asking!
August 15th, 2013 at 1:45 pm
Wait, is he wearing rubber muscle shirt and pants? Well at least he is liquid proof.
Queen blew the castle budget on the candle holders.
August 15th, 2013 at 2:55 pm
Are those stink lines wafting off of Princess Athaya? She’s using way too much perfume.
@Tag Wizard — beard-wielding? He’s wielding a whole lot of stuff but nary a beard … unless you are implying that the princess is his “beard”?
August 15th, 2013 at 3:17 pm
@Biblio – left candlestick
August 15th, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Ooh, good save, Tag Wizard. I hadn’t noticed Dave Lee Travis concealed in the candle stand.
August 15th, 2013 at 4:30 pm
@Tag Wizard – you have a good eye for beards!
Does that make you… The Wizard King??? And are you rocking an epic ponytail?
August 15th, 2013 at 6:22 pm
Julie Dean Smith writes very dood books, says Gene Simmons.
Behind the wizard’s right foot–where is that pool of sunlight coming from?
August 15th, 2013 at 6:41 pm
I’ve heard of Princess phones, but not Princess lanterns.
August 15th, 2013 at 8:39 pm
Oh so very busy. So much color and detail. A mescaline manifestation of motile formal and freeform color and flow. What it means or is does not factor. This is a DMT alternate reality inter-referenced perceptual journey, with clear insights into the infiniverse. The story is an ever expanding exploration into the individually perceived subjective reality of their surroundings.
August 16th, 2013 at 4:03 am
Dude, watch the upcreep on that right hand. You’re the Wizard King, not a Lizard King.
And it feels like there should be a tag for the kind of belt buckle she’s wearing. I think it’s that monkey from the space-banana pile.
August 16th, 2013 at 8:21 am
@Mr Chiclitz, monkey tag added (and with only mild annoyance at the species for not conforming to the pre-existing “ape” tag). Good shout!
August 16th, 2013 at 4:57 pm
@T-Wiz—Thank ye, kind sir, on the simian thing. By the way, good catch on that beard! Not often is Sri B’Mancer given a comeuppance.
August 16th, 2013 at 5:14 pm
@B. Chiclitz — Don’t you feel bad now that you’re making The Tag Wizard spend the weekend updating all the monkey tags on the appropriate book covers. There must be a barrel of monkeys here!
August 16th, 2013 at 5:46 pm
The cover blurb seems to assume that the entire world is familiar with those pesky wizards of Caithe — whoever they may be.
Can YOU guess who the Wizards of Caithe are? Are they:
A) The dreaded IRS inspectors of Midgard
B) The fun-lovin’ team of wizard beach volleyball players and surfers
C) The renegade princess’s in-laws
D) On their way to Bethlehem
E) The renegade princess’s spin doctors
F) Carnies
August 16th, 2013 at 5:47 pm
“This is for Warlock III!”
August 16th, 2013 at 7:30 pm
The chap from The Golden Horn got around a bit when he was younger.
August 17th, 2013 at 1:08 am
@B’Mancer 17—Now that you mention it, I do feel sorta bad about that. Why don’t you spend some time helping him out? You’re still on summer hiatus, aren’t you?
August 17th, 2013 at 4:19 am
Of course I meant left hand. Congenital spatial dyslexia, the curse of left-handers.
September 19th, 2013 at 9:41 pm
Wait, wasn’t the Wizard King Γim Morrison?
September 20th, 2013 at 12:01 am
I AM THE LIZARD KING!!
*i can do anything*
May 31st, 2015 at 10:40 am
I am most dreadfully sorry that this obvious pun comes so late to the party, but here goes:
“SLEEEEEP!”
August 24th, 2015 at 11:40 pm
Why is he wearing black leather pants and a matching muscle shirt? I didn’t know they had THAT in the Middle Ages!
August 25th, 2015 at 12:32 am
Bill Cosby’s favourite fantasy novel.
*sorry*
September 18th, 2017 at 9:41 am
Too soon, Perry… too soon!
;-P