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Tom Noir Comments: When I said I wanted a New Model Army this is NOT what I had in mind. Published 1970
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Ah yes, the vital era of social protests where Miss World was sabotaged by, er, Miss World contestants, and, um…
Large nipples just don’t do it for me.
It says ‘High Command’ but it’s a big apple and the picture looks like one of the endless ‘Dune’ sequels. So do Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha and the other one all join the Fish Speakers? Either way, Kyle McLachlan will look embarrassed.
SEX!
now that I have your attention….
Wow, must be Sex Week on GSS!
*bookmarks*
@Tom Noir — Don’t get your hopes up. I thought Squids and Nudes would be a week-long theme. But it petered out after only two covers.
I get it. That’s a Cromwell joke you got up there. Didn’t even have to google it, thanks to college.
Unfortunately we’ve run out of books with sex in the title… we’ll just go to regular smut tomorrow! 😀
SMUT and THE HIGH COMMAND? Smutmax? The Creation of Human Smut? Smut Zoo 2000? Smut Smut Smut? Smut Smut Smut Baked Beans and Smut with Extra Smut?
[Rowdy vikings enter, singing] Smut smut, smut smut, smut smut, Lovely smut, lovely smut! Lovely smut, lovely smut…
On another note, the title fonts are about the unsexiest ever…
It also doesn’t help that when asked what color scheme they were thinking of for the cover the Art Director apparently replied, ‘Urine’.
Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine Girl Bombs in Outer Space.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Goldfoot_and_the_Girl_Bombs
Remember when I said I’d post more smut today…. I lied….
Sorry work has been crazy and I woke up to find I had not one… but two flat tyres! I suspect a man tiger slashed them in protest against the site.
Not to worry, I promise plenty of Space Sheep tomorrow and Friday.
So I lied about lying… Enjoy the smut!
Wait, so which lie is true? I’m confused.
The GSS Admin Paradox:
“Everything GSS Admin says is a lie!” — GSS Admin
“What do we want? A GIANT BOOB FORTRESS! When do we want it? NOW!!”
Is John Boyd a retired general by any chance?
‘…and this is Fox News Channel’s perception of Manchester!’
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March 11th, 2014 at 10:33 am
Ah yes, the vital era of social protests where Miss World was sabotaged by, er, Miss World contestants, and, um…
March 11th, 2014 at 11:20 am
Large nipples just don’t do it for me.
March 11th, 2014 at 12:22 pm
It says ‘High Command’ but it’s a big apple and the picture looks like one of the endless ‘Dune’ sequels. So do Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha and the other one all join the Fish Speakers?
Either way, Kyle McLachlan will look embarrassed.
March 11th, 2014 at 12:59 pm
SEX!
now that I have your attention….
March 11th, 2014 at 1:24 pm
Wow, must be Sex Week on GSS!
*bookmarks*
March 11th, 2014 at 1:34 pm
@Tom Noir — Don’t get your hopes up. I thought Squids and Nudes would be a week-long theme. But it petered out after only two covers.
I get it. That’s a Cromwell joke you got up there. Didn’t even have to google it, thanks to college.
March 11th, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Unfortunately we’ve run out of books with sex in the title… we’ll just go to regular smut tomorrow! 😀
March 11th, 2014 at 2:30 pm
SMUT and THE HIGH COMMAND?
Smutmax?
The Creation of Human Smut?
Smut Zoo 2000?
Smut Smut Smut?
Smut Smut Smut Baked Beans and Smut with Extra Smut?
March 11th, 2014 at 2:32 pm
[Rowdy vikings enter, singing]
Smut smut, smut smut, smut smut,
Lovely smut, lovely smut!
Lovely smut, lovely smut…
March 11th, 2014 at 2:33 pm
On another note, the title fonts are about the unsexiest ever…
March 11th, 2014 at 3:17 pm
It also doesn’t help that when asked what color scheme they were thinking of for the cover the Art Director apparently replied, ‘Urine’.
March 11th, 2014 at 5:31 pm
Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine Girl Bombs in Outer Space.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Goldfoot_and_the_Girl_Bombs
March 12th, 2014 at 12:07 pm
Remember when I said I’d post more smut today…. I lied….
Sorry work has been crazy and I woke up to find I had not one… but two flat tyres! I suspect a man tiger slashed them in protest against the site.
Not to worry, I promise plenty of Space Sheep tomorrow and Friday.
March 12th, 2014 at 12:17 pm
So I lied about lying… Enjoy the smut!
March 12th, 2014 at 3:39 pm
Wait, so which lie is true? I’m confused.
March 12th, 2014 at 4:00 pm
The GSS Admin Paradox:
“Everything GSS Admin says is a lie!” — GSS Admin
December 26th, 2014 at 6:48 pm
“What do we want? A GIANT BOOB FORTRESS! When do we want it? NOW!!”
January 5th, 2015 at 8:59 am
Is John Boyd a retired general by any chance?
January 12th, 2015 at 5:38 pm
‘…and this is Fox News Channel’s perception of Manchester!’