May 18

This character in no way resembles any other clown from any other incredibly famous series who uses a huge flower and larger hammer. IN NO WAY!Click for full image

Rachel Comments: Sarah Silverman was miffed. Reading the script for their buddy cop comedy, she had been under the impression *he* was supposed to be the straight man.
Published 2014

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.32 out of 10)

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14 Responses to “Dream Stalkers”

  1. anon Says:

    Look out, Sarah! There’s a clown about to attack you.

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    “I know how to dodge the copyright, just shave off all his green hair!”

    *awkward high five*

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    DEAR SIR/MADAM: I am Gisele MacMallon,legal representative for ZOWIE THE STOOGE, former Prince of Crime. I am writing to ask your assistance in transferring ONE THOUSAND MILLION GUILLION ZOWIEBUX from his bank account to a third country…

  4. SI Says:

    Ahh the problems of a dress down day at work. Jane forgot about it and Jeff… well… he’s on extended leave.

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Standing at a 45 degree tilt on a concrete staircase with a slippery, blood-soaked surface is impressive. That hairdryer she’s holding must be much more powerful than it looks.

  6. Nephilim Says:

    Watches are not a very novel idea, Everyone is coming out with them. Now we have in screaming type “A SHADOW WATCH NOVEL”. Is a shadow watch an inverse-tan line on your wrist? Did the cover artist get hammered one night and dream of a not very appealing Silverman with a banana gun wanting to know “Why so serious?”. Is it a reboot of Donkey Kong where Pauline “Princess Peach”, not willing to wait on that clown Mario, decides to take matters in her own hands? Between the assault of the CG banana gun and hammer, combined with the photoshopped clown shoes, it’s making me see red…

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    Cagney and Gacy

  8. RachelJ Says:

    Well, at least an Evil Clown is a change from the more traditional vampire sidekick. Do you suppose they *fight* Evil Clowns? You know, he’s an Evil Clown, too, but the twist is, *he’s* on the side of good… er… apart from being evil, of course.

  9. fred Says:

    Don’t think she is aiming between the eyes, or at any part of the upper body for that matter.

  10. Tom Noir Says:

    If the suspect turns out to be a whack-a-mole machine he’s in BIG TROUBLE!!!

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Bibliomancer at #7: Good show, Sir. Good show. 😀

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The blurb “Now I lay me down to sleep…” sounds suspiciously like passive-aggressive sarcasm from the editor.

  13. anon Says:

    Is that the staircase with the cat?
    Is that where the blood came from?

  14. NGpm Says:

    #7 … Bibliomancer, you actually reduced me to a coughing fit with that one. Good show indeed!

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