If that’s tourmaline, which it most resembles, then she’s holding at least (1200 cc x 3 g/cc)= 3.6 kg of crystal, balanced precariously on her fingertips. Nonsense!
Hey, I have all three books in this series! This is the only one with a GSS-worthy cover, however.
And, no, that’s not a tourmaline. That’s a magical space crystal with amazing and magical space powers, doncha know.
May 20th, 2015 at 9:45 am
Think she forgot to clean her Nutribullet,so best chuck it off a cliff.
May 20th, 2015 at 10:00 am
Extreme limbo-dancing selfie.
May 20th, 2015 at 10:36 am
“O Uri Geller!
You’re quite the feller
But your crystal
Has only gone and missed all
My sciatica paaaaaaiiiiin!!!”
May 20th, 2015 at 10:50 am
I think she’s trying to catch a high-up ping-pong ball in that vase..?
May 20th, 2015 at 11:53 am
@TW: needs ‘moon’ tag.
If that’s tourmaline, which it most resembles, then she’s holding at least (1200 cc x 3 g/cc)= 3.6 kg of crystal, balanced precariously on her fingertips. Nonsense!
May 20th, 2015 at 12:59 pm
And that, my friends, is the new Apple iPhone 20 advert.
May 20th, 2015 at 1:50 pm
She’s Crystal Singer, futuristic Coal-Miner’s Daughter.
May 20th, 2015 at 3:10 pm
If it were me, I would have touched the mysterious crystal with my FREAKING ROBOT ARM.
May 20th, 2015 at 3:25 pm
New age and old school alien probes on the same cover.
May 20th, 2015 at 8:36 pm
Worst. Air guitar power chord. Ever.
May 21st, 2015 at 7:54 am
That’s one heavy bubble her head is in.
May 21st, 2015 at 1:37 pm
“Once I smoke this rock I’ll be stoned OUT OF THIS WORLD!”
CRACK CRYSTAL SINGER
May 21st, 2015 at 3:29 pm
@AR: crystal meth singer, natch.
May 22nd, 2015 at 12:35 am
AAAND I–I–I–I WILL ALWAYSSS LOVE U–U–UVITE!
May 22nd, 2015 at 5:26 am
Oh well. Dead Stuff beat me to it at no. 14. This was the first cover that ever made me think that, though…
Also gravity must be pretty interesting on this planet, that she can hold that pose and not flip over backwards.
May 22nd, 2015 at 8:23 am
@StevieT. Actually, I think the artist has caught her mid-flip.
May 22nd, 2015 at 9:20 am
If she’s been trying to balance the title on that crystal, she’s in for a nasty surprise.
May 22nd, 2015 at 4:13 pm
I always thought there was a definite article in the title but its just “Crystal Singer”, which sounds like a single mum from New Jersey.
May 22nd, 2015 at 4:38 pm
@Tat Wood: …or a bedazzled sewing machine the employee of the month gets to use.
May 22nd, 2015 at 5:14 pm
@anon: is that what’s on her right arm, then?
May 22nd, 2015 at 9:17 pm
She’s clearly having a seizure and needs medical attention, STAT!
May 23rd, 2015 at 9:30 am
@DSWBT: I think that’s the bedazzler she’s trying to fit the crystal in
…and crying out in frustration because of it.
October 10th, 2015 at 3:59 am
Hey, I have all three books in this series! This is the only one with a GSS-worthy cover, however.
And, no, that’s not a tourmaline. That’s a magical space crystal with amazing and magical space powers, doncha know.
October 11th, 2015 at 2:02 am
“And don’t it make my brown eyes…
Don’t it make my brown eyes…
Don’t it make my brown eyes blue!”