Jul 17
Dead Stuff with Big Teeth’s Art Direction: On our cover, we won’t show ANYTHING. But legs. Lots of legs. We got a volume discount on legs.
Published 1981
Dead Stuff with Big Teeth’s Art Direction: On our cover, we won’t show ANYTHING. But legs. Lots of legs. We got a volume discount on legs.
Published 1981
July 17th, 2015 at 11:18 am
This is the way subterraneans do paternity testing.
July 17th, 2015 at 11:53 am
And the chorus swells: “Jesus Christ! Superstar! Looks like a woman and he wears a bra!”
July 17th, 2015 at 2:34 pm
“Hey, check out the stalagtits on that she-demon.”
July 17th, 2015 at 2:56 pm
Stage 1: steal underpants
Stage 2: ?????
Stage 3: Profit.
July 17th, 2015 at 7:53 pm
Things come into focus. Mediocre Whelan. Which I suppose is good for our purpose.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/d177af5e9734e8f144a3e2b92141745a/tumblr_n6h6axHNsU1rklghko1_1280.jpg
July 17th, 2015 at 10:01 pm
@fred: credit where credit is due. On your picture, you can see that the intruders are Australian Aborigines. Which wasn’t obvious from either the copy with which I was presented, or from every one of the editions, it seems.
July 18th, 2015 at 1:37 am
Oh hey it’s gollum’s girlfriend!
July 18th, 2015 at 11:31 am
The sequel: The Bright Dark Water
The far future world scifi sequels: The Light Heavy Water and The Heavy Light Water
July 18th, 2015 at 3:52 pm
Further sequels: The Dry Wet Darkness. (Although that sounds more like a personal/medical issue…)
July 18th, 2015 at 4:05 pm
The Big Small . . . Unicorns!
July 18th, 2015 at 10:46 pm
It’s a cross between The Dark Light Years and Ring of Bright Water. So it’s a Generation Starship full of otters.
July 18th, 2015 at 11:52 pm
Otters!
August 3rd, 2015 at 1:09 pm
“Ow! My hand! It burns! The pain!”
August 12th, 2015 at 1:23 pm
I like to think of this as a still from the future “dark and edgy” reboot of The Hobbit.
December 12th, 2021 at 9:03 am
“Please try describe the crime scene.”
“Yes, Officer. I saw a body on the road… it was bright dark… or maybe dark bright.”
“Huh?”
“And the body wore dark bright pants and a bright dark coat.”
“Say what?”
“I think I saw a car escaping the crime scene… it was bright dark with dark bright taillights.”
“[Sigh] You’re not very bright, are you?”
“I would describe myself as adequately bright dumb.”