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Click for full imageGood Show Sir Comments: What’s the point of carrying that ginormous sword if Fishfighter isn’t going to use it?
Published 1990
(Average: 8.14 out of 10)
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Good Show Sir Comments: What’s the point of carrying that ginormous sword if Fishfighter isn’t going to use it?
Published 1990
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November 3rd, 2015 at 11:52 am
…I feel dirty…
November 3rd, 2015 at 12:50 pm
The little guy at the base of the cover, “Stop being children! You are just going to have to share this contact lens until I make another one!”
November 3rd, 2015 at 1:00 pm
The owners of Metrojet have determined that there were no incidents of fish-colossus-on-dragon rape on the cover at all.
November 3rd, 2015 at 1:32 pm
Another terrible cover. I smelt it coming.
November 3rd, 2015 at 1:39 pm
Fish time in paperback!
November 3rd, 2015 at 2:03 pm
The blurb needs more prepositional phrases, ‘of’ should be used more often.
November 3rd, 2015 at 2:05 pm
‘Back in the bowl – both of you! That’s the last time I buy sea-monkeys from an ad in a Superman comic’
November 3rd, 2015 at 3:08 pm
“Ooooohtickletickletickletickle!”
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!”
November 3rd, 2015 at 3:16 pm
Of which one is of the Kelvin?
November 3rd, 2015 at 4:02 pm
Swordfish!
(Somebody had to say it…)
Yes! YESS!! A double Marx Brothers’ reference and awful pun COMBO!!
[Does victory lap around room, family asks if I need medical assistance]
November 3rd, 2015 at 4:05 pm
When Jeremy Wade has nightmares…
November 3rd, 2015 at 4:46 pm
That’s not a contact lens, that’s a bowl to catch the tears of the loser.
November 3rd, 2015 at 4:58 pm
“…and to whoever wins, I’ll throw in the kid for free.”
November 3rd, 2015 at 6:31 pm
DORK’S OPAL
November 3rd, 2015 at 8:37 pm
Dope’s snorkel?
November 3rd, 2015 at 9:23 pm
Fun Fact: Kelvin of Rud is a former Australian Prime Minister.
November 3rd, 2015 at 9:37 pm
@Perry: So, that’s the Great Barrier Reef taking its revenge?
November 3rd, 2015 at 10:10 pm
@Dead Stuff: wouldn’t surprise me, as way too many Australian parliamentarians are PRO COALS, only begrudgingly acknowledging the reef as a CORAL SOP. Things – might – start to get better, as we’ve at least now got a PM who believes in CARPOOLS.
November 4th, 2015 at 12:58 am
Well played, Mr. Armstrong. Well played indeed. 🙂
November 4th, 2015 at 1:00 am
Agreed. Have a Coor’s, pal.
November 4th, 2015 at 4:35 am
@A.R.Yngve. Why isn’t “Swordfish” the title? Piers Anthony’s gone with far worse puns than that.
November 4th, 2015 at 9:04 am
“Crap Solo”, “Scar Polo” or maybe, just maybe “Oral Cops”
November 4th, 2015 at 12:52 pm
RachelJ, that is one mystery which may never be solved — like the Mary Celeste, the Easter Island statues and why Justin Bieber has fans.
January 9th, 2016 at 10:03 pm
I feel like this cover is re-used concept art from a never filmed Polish remake of Godzilla.
January 10th, 2016 at 1:01 am
@Tom Noir: concept art, maybe, but it wouldn’t have made the final cut as poster art. If you’ve seen enough examples of Polish movie posters, you’d know those puppies are FREAKING AWESOME!!!