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Click for full imageGood Show Sir Comments: Collection of sci-fi romance stories, including: “Wild Men and Wormholes.”
Published 2007
(Average: 6.81 out of 10)
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Good Show Sir Comments: Collection of sci-fi romance stories, including: “Wild Men and Wormholes.”
Published 2007
(Average: 6.81 out of 10)Loading...
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October 29th, 2015 at 12:01 pm
I think the most sci-fi thing about this book is that someone was trying to cash in on ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ some four years before it was published!
October 29th, 2015 at 12:23 pm
The Triple-Exoplanet
October 29th, 2015 at 12:38 pm
“Well… that was quick…”
“We are travelling at lightspeed… so with time dilation technically that actually took 50 years.”
October 29th, 2015 at 1:14 pm
@ SI – He also should mansplain special relativity length contraction to her.
October 29th, 2015 at 1:28 pm
The picture is slow loading. The book title ‘Pleasure Planet’. In my head the Christmas Story narration voice of Jean Shepherd is telling me all the possible visual goodies to come. Vallejo? Sweet? An unknown artist doing a Where’s Waldo style picture of all the goings on on this Planet Of Pleasure? Sheep sheep sheep? Nope. A recycled Fabio romance cover would be a gazillion per cent better than this. May Sos the Rope strangle everyone responsible for Jean Shepherd’s bitter disappointment.
October 29th, 2015 at 2:02 pm
“Let’s not lose our heads, at least keep our underwear on.”
October 29th, 2015 at 2:05 pm
@fred: Something is indeed amiss when a cover makes you wistful for the Baen house style!
October 29th, 2015 at 2:21 pm
“His purple rocket penetrated deep into her quivering spacewarp”…
(Blatant NAKED GUN 2 1/2 reference)
October 29th, 2015 at 3:42 pm
The publisher has certainly hit on a can’t-lose formula.
Basically, keep the underwear on and don’t look at each other.
October 29th, 2015 at 3:46 pm
@Bibliomancer—also known as “quantum shrinkage.”
October 29th, 2015 at 3:54 pm
They look like they’re doing some sort of weird modern dance. That, or shooting a bad, bad sex scene. Titillating, this isn’t.
October 29th, 2015 at 4:24 pm
@BC: ‘Keep the underwear on and don’t look at each other’ sounds like the dating scene in my last year at public school. My first year at university was ‘Wild Men and Wormholes’, in more ways than one!
October 29th, 2015 at 4:33 pm
The two things that strike me about the cover are:
1. I feel as though his ear is staring at me.
2. ‘Welcome to the Hot Side’ makes a better slogan for a place to eat than a book to read.
Though if you rearrange the letters, you get:
WELCOME TO THE HOISTED
CHEWED TO THE TOILSOME
THEISM TO THE LOCOWEED
CLEWED TO THE SMOOTHIE
COWHIDE TO THE OMELETS
MELODIC TO THE TOWHEES
CITED TO THE WHOLESOME
COWED TO THE LITHESOME
CHEWIEST TO THE LOOMED
ESCHEW TO THE DOLOMITE
WHELMED TO THE COOTIES
WHEEDLE TO THE OSMOTIC
October 29th, 2015 at 4:42 pm
I just can’t stop turning sci-fi books into sexy classics now!
The Sex my Destination
I-Sex Robot
Do Androids dream of electric sex?
The Stainless steel…..RIGHT… I need a cold shower or something!
October 29th, 2015 at 4:56 pm
@SI: 2069–The Year We Reach Orgasm is a real title.
So I’ve heard.
October 29th, 2015 at 8:20 pm
@Dead StuffWBT—I doubt one could improve upon “Cowhide to the Omelets.” 😉
October 29th, 2015 at 8:21 pm
@SI—
Lord of the G-Strings
Poon (Frank Herbert’s classic)
1984-Play
Fahrenheit 451 in My Shorts
October 29th, 2015 at 9:13 pm
Also, ‘Evangeline Anderson’ is an anagram for ‘No Angel, Envies A Nerd.’
October 29th, 2015 at 9:24 pm
@SI, @B. Chiclitz
Stranger in a Strange Hand
A Cockwork Orange
The Sheep Hook Up
Rendezvous with Yo Mama
October 29th, 2015 at 10:12 pm
@B.Chiclitz (9): strangely, “keep the underwear on and don’t look at each other” sorta works for one of my submissions that has yet to be posted!
October 31st, 2015 at 6:45 pm
@DSWBT:
I, the wee hot scot model…
Real ale, nuts, pep
… or WRT Perry comment: “Ureal pants plee”
November 2nd, 2015 at 3:39 pm
2001 Space Orgasms
2010 Space Orgasms
2061 Space Orgasms
and………..
3001 Space Orgasms
November 2nd, 2015 at 3:44 pm
Just realised that the flash of light looks suspiciously like a sperm.
November 4th, 2015 at 12:45 pm
GRANDMA’S UNDERWEAR PLANET
June 27th, 2018 at 3:25 am
Yep. Nothing says hot sex more than doing it up against the wall in your space obsessed 10 year old son’s bedroom.
November 8th, 2022 at 1:58 pm
“I Have No Mouth and I Must Ream.”
November 11th, 2022 at 3:12 pm
Bokrug brought these two people in. They were …
THE SCREWIN’ THAT CAME TO SARNATH.
November 11th, 2022 at 10:04 pm
@Tor: GSS and applause! Maybe repost it to the SARNATH thread?
@fred: Your comment at (5) is still quite good. GSS!