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Click for full imageJaunPaul Comments: In space, there may be many ways to kill, but there is only one way to twerk!
Published 1986
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JaunPaul Comments: In space, there may be many ways to kill, but there is only one way to twerk!
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March 18th, 2016 at 9:22 am
And many ways to be fabulous! Turn up the space disco music!
March 18th, 2016 at 10:18 am
Ever realized–too late–that your clothes are still wet and need to be hung up to dry just for a few moments longer?
March 18th, 2016 at 10:34 am
Is this Siegfried or Roy? Whichever, the tiger’s got a gun this time!
March 18th, 2016 at 10:40 am
We are getting a lot of bum covers. Glam rock never died.
March 18th, 2016 at 11:27 am
“I call this dance… Whirling Galaxies.”
March 18th, 2016 at 11:42 am
“I’ll distract the assassin with my arse while you escape in your teeny-tiny spaceship, Ant-Man!”, said Dazzler.
March 18th, 2016 at 12:44 pm
Are those really her arms or is she nailed to a cross?
March 18th, 2016 at 12:53 pm
Rock star touring space to raise money for an unpopular war because their confederation has a Libertarian government with no taxes and someone is killing all the rock stars taking part and I’m thinking a cross between Cher and Stevie Nicks with the voice of Annie Lennox.
March 18th, 2016 at 1:08 pm
@Tag Wizard: guess that rules out Trump as a suspect!
March 18th, 2016 at 2:14 pm
Nice keister, icy BF clone
WAVE THE ROD
Nilth Smile
Womanly rear, tail, seat, cheeks …piny?
March 18th, 2016 at 3:22 pm
At last, a book cover with a sound-track. It’s Friday, so you’ve got time for all nine minutes of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb605jAQUlk
Like so many covers here, this is magnificent, ludicrous and an example of true talent woefully misapplied.
March 18th, 2016 at 3:27 pm
@Tat Wood – never seen a live version of that.. there’s a key-guitar and there’s having a whole keyboard being supported by your neck!! Ouch! But awesome!
March 18th, 2016 at 4:04 pm
There’s nothing more fabulous to wear at the space disco than a bedsheet serving as a makeshift shirt.
March 18th, 2016 at 5:05 pm
What will we do with a drunken wardove
What will we do with a drunken wardove
What will we do with a drunken wardove
Early in the morning?
Fashion her a parka with a rusty razor!
Fashion her a parka with a rusty razor!
Fashion her a parka with a rusty razor!
Early in the morning!
Tie her to the yardarm ’til she’s sober
Tie her to the yardarm ’til she’s sober
Tie her to the yardarm ’til she’s sober
Early in the morning!
Dress her up like the captain’s daughter
Dress her up like the captain’s daughter
Dress her up like the captain’s daughter
Early in the morning!
Smush her breasts up against the cover
Smush her breasts up against the cover
Smush her breasts up against the cover
Early in the morning!
Have her shake her arse when she’s on Good Show Sir!
Have her shake her arse when she’s on Good Show Sir!
Have her shake her arse when she’s on Good Show Sir!
Early in the morning!
Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises!
Early in the morning!
March 18th, 2016 at 5:09 pm
‘in space there are many ways to kill’ As opposed to..where? The Planet Of Mono-Causality Fatality? That would be a more interesting twist
‘I’m going to shoot you!’
‘Oh, okay. Go ahead.’
‘What, that’s not it?’
‘Uh, nope.’
‘Damn! Ok, stab? No? Incinerate? Poison? Crush? Covered in honey and carnivorous ants? Venomous duck attack?Dipped in a vat filled with the stomach acid of a hippo with a peptic ulcer that’s just eaten ten ScotchBonnet peppers?’
‘Ya know,I’m just gonna go sit down over here.’
‘Ninja vampire kittens with leprosy?’
‘No.’
‘Gahhh!!’
March 18th, 2016 at 5:26 pm
‘In space, there are so many ways to kill’ but nonetheless Americans default to using guns, despite the obvious recoil risks of shooting a projectile in zero-g and the evident hazards of bullets vis-a-vis thin walls and vacuum. The intended victim may well be the only survivor of such an attempt.
Especially as he’s wearing a Linus blanket that could plug the hole.
March 18th, 2016 at 5:30 pm
Or, at a pinch, he could use the method in the Heinlein short story ‘Gentlemen, Be Seated’.
March 18th, 2016 at 7:08 pm
@Tat: …which, involved pinching?
@FöM: Actually, that would make being a coroner quite a straightforward job. ‘Ho, hum. The patient seems to have died of acute melanomas of the lower back. Next stiff, please, nurse.’
March 18th, 2016 at 9:02 pm
@Tat Wood#11: I’m guessing Edgar Winter is the keyboard player, then. There’s just something about the way he was mixed a bit too loud, the way he stomped all over the others playing rhythm, the way he simply had to get to bang the drums and force the more talented drummer to participate in it and the way he included a juvenile synthesizer masturbation part in that piece that says “this is my band, not yours”.
March 19th, 2016 at 9:37 pm
I had thought that her clothes were a form-fitting top and bottom, but it looks like a body suit with a superfluous belt! Err, how does she…you know…get out of that thing to use the bushes?
March 20th, 2016 at 8:29 am
@DSWBT: Well, we don’t get to see the front.. Also, she could be wearing a sheet, tight bottom, belt and white paint.
March 20th, 2016 at 9:07 pm
Flee, Wardove! Flee! Your head is right in the bull’s-eye!
(Although the gun is not pointing anywhere near there. But to be safe…dance away from there.)
March 21st, 2016 at 2:07 am
THE WARDROBE
In space, there are many ways to dress…
October 6th, 2016 at 11:22 am
THE WARDCLEAVER
In space, there are many ways to have a talk with the Beaver…
October 6th, 2016 at 9:26 pm
I think I’ve found out where she got her arms.
September 17th, 2019 at 2:00 pm
In space, there are many ways to Vogue…
October 23rd, 2021 at 3:41 am
The Woronov – In Space there are many ways to Eat Raoul…
October 23rd, 2021 at 6:01 am
Dove [1] went all grimdark after Hawk was killed.
In space.
In one of many ways.
[1] https://iwt.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/cbr-covers/c6268f3679cd574f9e0fa58dcb373729_xl.jpg
October 23rd, 2021 at 6:33 am
This must be a wraparound cover.
October 23rd, 2021 at 12:56 pm
In space there is only one Baen orange.
October 23rd, 2021 at 2:04 pm
My wardove don’t want none
Unless you’ve got buns, hun!
October 23rd, 2021 at 8:51 pm
At first glance, I didn’t think those were arms, I thought it was a curtain rod a la the famous Carol Burnett sketch.
It’s only marginally less silly as-is.
What’s up with the giant old-school handgun? (other than this being an L. Neil Smith book, and therefore guns are obligatory)
I miss both DSWBT and anon.
@Tat, Bruce: GSS.
October 24th, 2021 at 5:41 am
@GGS ex-noob: it may look like an old-fashioned gun, but fires rocket-propelled high-explosive super-smart SocialistHunter(tm) bullets!
(L Neil Smith is often beyond parody.)
October 25th, 2021 at 2:52 am
@Bruce: IRL as well.
Imagine one of his books in 3D in the same room as you, yelling.